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Food Appreciation [Class Four, Period #3]

Marshall was just kind of staring at everybody when class started. He didn't look angry or anything. He was just staring, maybe looking a bit worried.

A little more staring.

A little more...

"I'M AFRAID TO TALK TO EVERYBODY TODAY," he said suddenly. "So far today I told a radio squirrel that if I were another squirrel I'd totally tap that and I told Ted that I didn't really mind his red cowboy boots!"

Ignore the fact that nobody here knew who Ted was.

"What if I start doing lecture and I suddenly start talking about how I think Kaylee's little accent is about the cutest thing I've ever heard and how that sometimes I want to ruffle Sam's hair because it looks fun?" Marshall's eyes widened. "Oh god, I'm doing it already!"

He pointed at the buffet table which had all sorts of ~~moddable~~ sandwiches and subs on them.

"Sandwiches! They're delicious and easy to make! Eat them!" Marshall said. "And for the love of god, someone save me from myself!"

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"And pie."

"Pie! We have that in common. Well, and the sex, but I pretty much only think of girls."

"Wait until you end up at a boykissy party and end up having to kiss your best friend," Dean said.

"No way am I ever kissing Edward." Oh, hey, Edward was his best friend. "And they have those, here? Shouldn't that be, like, voluntary? Or is it like the gremlins thing and people slip things in your drink?"

"There was free alcohol," Dean said. "And the offer of girlkissy if we did boykissy. And I didn't want to be the only one to wuss out so..."

"So you weren't always totally bi?" Priestly considered this. "Huh. You know, they could totally do a weird nature versus nurture study on us with the whole 'born with your sexual identity' thing, couldn't they. I mean, if we're genetically identical. . . ."

Every now and then, Priestly geeked out.

"Man, that'd be bizarre."

It never lasted long.

"I've actually only slept with two guys," Dean said. "And one of them was a girl the first time. The other's Alec which is... well, he's Alec. It's not just about the sex. That's just a really awesome kinky side benefit. And wow, I really wish I could stop talking here."

"I think that's like the theme of the day. What was it if it wasn't the sex? 'Cause now you got me all curious and I'm not sure I like it. And who was a girl the first time?"

"Seely Booth," Dean said. "Course Alec and I were girls too -- Fandom will fuck you over in all kinds of weirdo ways. And with Alec, the sex is part of it, but it's more about the relationship." Dean meant to say, 'We have each other's backs, which was how they usually defined it, but what came out of his mouth was, "He's my best friend and I love him."

He facepalmed.

Priestly grinned. "That's sweet. Alec sounds cool."

"He is. Cooler than me at the moment because he's not here making a fool of himself," Dean said. He gave Priestly the fisheye. "So isn't it time for you to say something incredibly embarrassing? Anyone you have a crush on that you don't want them to know?"

"Claudia." Priestly winced. "Dammit, man. Bad enough you got me wondering about kissing you now."

"It would be great because I'm an awesome kisser," Dean said, then rolled his eyes at his out of control mouth.

"I've actually heard that. But I'm told that the piercing and facial hair really do add a whole new dimension to the experience. You know what I need? Duct tape. So I can stop talking."

"Go for a gag instead," Dean advised. "Duct tape hurts like a motherfucker when you pull it off. And that's without facial hair."

"You know way too much about gagging people," Priestly decided. "But that's a good point."

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