Management Theory [Tuesday, January 20, 4th period]

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After the class was assembled in their oh-so-stylish labcoats and hats, Yzma raised her hands grandly. "Today," she announced, "we will work on speeches! A good manager must be able to inspire others with their words and dramatic gestures. Borrowing from great speeches--" by which she meant stealing outright, "inspire your fellow classmates!"

She gestured to Toby to hand out numbered placards. "As each student gives their speech, you shall judge them!" she declared gleefully, then pointed one incredibly long fingernail towards a student. "You! Begin!"

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Re: Speechify!

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"Over?! Over?" Jamie demanded to know. Granted no one had mentioned anything about being over. "Nothing is over until we decide it is!" he declared! "Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

Jamie waited for an answer. Yes he didn't care. He was on a roll. When there was none coming he moved on. "Hell no! And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough... "

Jamie stopped. He clearly didn't know what the next part of the phrase was but he was too juiced up to stop now. He thought hard. Very hard. And finally:

"The tough get goin'!" He shouted. "Who's with me? Let's go!"

He then ripped off his shirt and started yelling something about going streaking in the quad and other loud noises as he ran out into the hall.

Re: Speechify!

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"He wins!" Toby decided, watching the boy who was ripping off his clothes, because, hi, hot and naked always won.