Management Theory [Tuesday, January 20, 4th period]

[saveonpostage.livejournal.com]

After the class was assembled in their oh-so-stylish labcoats and hats, Yzma raised her hands grandly. "Today," she announced, "we will work on speeches! A good manager must be able to inspire others with their words and dramatic gestures. Borrowing from great speeches--" by which she meant stealing outright, "inspire your fellow classmates!"

She gestured to Toby to hand out numbered placards. "As each student gives their speech, you shall judge them!" she declared gleefully, then pointed one incredibly long fingernail towards a student. "You! Begin!"

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Puuuuuuuuuuuuull the lever!

[saveonpostage.livejournal.com]

Pull the lever, into the outfit, down the rollercoaster, blah, blah, blah. Or! Fight an aquatic creature of your choice, and then into the outfit, down the rollercoaster, etc.!

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[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

He'd meant to pull the one lever, but he'd actually snagged the--

...that's it, he was making calamari for lunch at the Cafe this week.

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[bitchprince]

By the third week, Arthur had given up all hope.

When he emerged on the other side, dripping wet and his hand still aching from strangling the beast, he had to admit he was in something more of a chipper mood.

Or at least an irritated one of a different stripe.

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[shyest-eyes.livejournal.com]

Hinata was actually pleased this week--she'd managed to get the right lever this time, and missed having to get soaked.

The outfit could be dealt with.

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[notahostage]

Wendy pulled the lever.

A shark...with arms. Of course.

Sooner or later, someone was going to pay for this.

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[ambassadorinara.livejournal.com]

Inara hadn't been paying attention when she pulled the lever this week, and as a consequence, she was dripping and unhappy as she pulled the goggles off her head and smacked them on the desk.

At least the huge aquatic sea creature (http://www.oceanlight.com/spotlight.php?img=2452) hadn't seemed interested in attacking or poisoning her.

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[solo_sword]

Jaina would have complained about the whole needing to fight off a giant octopus thing, but really, it was sort of cathartic. So she'd just bitch about the outfit.

Re: Puuuuuuuuuuuuull the lever!

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Turtle took a deep breath before choosing her lever. She was standing at two successes; statistics showed that there was probably a wrong level choice coming at her soon. She closed her eyes, grabbed one and pulled...

...and wound up being correct again! Victory!

For another week, at least...

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[always-damp.livejournal.com]

Toby didn't understand why people complained. He looked freaking fantastic in his lab gear. It helped that he didn't realize there was a wrong lever.

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[finding-x-dream.livejournal.com]

Agnes pulled the correct lever with confidence this week... Only to find that, somehow, the levers had been swapped.

One wet Agnes and a thoroughly scolded giant octopus later, she arrived in the laboratory.

Re: Puuuuuuuuuuuuull the lever!

[the_merriest]

Rikku had picked the right lever again this time! ... By which she meant, she found the one with the creature to fight against. After class, she was totally going to find a book and look it up. That thing was weird looking.

Aaaaaaand on to the rollercoaster! This class was awesome.

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[withoutverona]

Romeo pulled the right lever and emerged dry, even if his head was spinning a little from the roller coaster.

He made a mental note not to eat nachos before class.

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[ashockingbitch]

Jenny arrived dripping wet and dragging a slightly-smoking octopus as big as she was by one tentacle. "Who wants calamari?!"