Heroing [Tuesday, period 2, class #2]

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"Hello, class!" Captain Hammer bellowed as soon as everyone was seated. "Today, we're going to talk about sounding heroic. In order to strike true fear into your nemesis...es. Nemesiseses. Nemisi...." He shook his head. "Bad people you fight! In order to strike fear into their hearts, they need to hear you coming. Now, some people believe in 'battlecries.'"

Captain Hammer's use of airquotes didn't necessarily indicate any sarcasm. It more indicated that he didn't know how to use airquotes.

"Which are fine and good. I prefer to just speak loudly at every opportunity! Some heroes like to sing, and that's fine too. Other heroes like to...talk to their villains. And a lot of villains talk back." He shook his head. "They think they're 'witty.' Anyway, class! Your job today is to pair up and hold a heroic conversation! Do it loudly! Sing if you want! Use catch phrases! 'Banter!' Just be heroic while you talk to each other!"

[OCD is coming up, lol forgot to strike this out.]

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Re: Have heroic conversations! [14/01/09]

[im-afrog.livejournal.com]

Adam really didn't know what kind of catchphrases he was going to come up with, but he was sure they'd be interesting.

Re: Have heroic conversations! [14/01/09]

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

"BEGONE, FOUL VILLAIN!" Sokka announced, standing on the chair next to Adam with his hands on his hips. "I'm-a count to three, and then you'll face the wrath of my steely, steely JUSTICE!!!"

Re: Have heroic conversations! [14/01/09]

[im-afrog.livejournal.com]

Adam had enough self-control to not laugh. He had to give it to Sokka. That was pretty good.

"Villains beware, the Green Ranger is here." He was trying, okay? And wow, he actually managed to say that with a straight face!

[Off to work soon. SP is love!]

Re: Have heroic conversations! [14/01/09]

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

"Aww, did you come up with that yourself?" Sokka asked. He wasn't trying to be mean, just getting into character, but... Okay, well, no, he WAS trying to be mean. But because he thought he should, not because he had anything against Adam. "I sure hope so, because in this battle of witty repartee, you's gonna get BUOIEEAT!!!" The vowels in the word "beat" really didn't deserve to be tortured in that way, especially not when accompanied by the vaguely rude hand-waving he was doing.