ext_250630 ([identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2008-11-19 08:13 am
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Survive Your Own Cooking - 3rd period - (11/19)

Today Deadpool was repeating the word 'chimichanga' over and over again. It was a fun word to say. Go on, try it out. Chimichaaaanga.

But, oddly enough, he didn't plan on having the kids make any. Because he didn't think they tasted very good.

"Goooood morning kids! Today we're making a lil' foray into the deliciousness of Mexican food. And no, not the Taco Bell kind. That's like trying to pass the Olive Garden off as Italian. Or Burger King as German. Or Pizza Hut as Italian. I don't know if I can come up with any more examples, but if I do, I'll let you know."

Deadpool cleared his throat and waved his hand toward the tortillas and various meat and protein bits available for them to use. "Today you're making burritos. Be they of the normal beef, pork or chicken variety. Or maybe you like to go crazy and wanna make one with tofu or fish. Or you don't eat anything with eyes and wanna go with refried beans. If it looks unappetizing, my suggestion is to add lots of cheese and the spiciest salsa you can find to mask the horrifying taste of the unholy creation you have brought upon the world." A beat. "Like Damian in food form. I hope you're very happy with yourself people. I hope you're happy."

Oh tangents were just FUN.

"Now shoo! get into groups and try not to burn anything down!"

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Re: Break Into Teams and Make Some Burritos

[identity profile] death-and-pies.livejournal.com 2008-11-19 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Ned eyed the ingredients for burritos, planning out what type he wanted to make while waiting for other people.

Re: Break Into Teams and Make Some Burritos

[identity profile] likes-chicken.livejournal.com 2008-11-19 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hey Ned," Hurley said. "Want to team up?"

Re: Break Into Teams and Make Some Burritos

[identity profile] death-and-pies.livejournal.com 2008-11-19 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
"Sure!" Ned said, nodding. "Uh, burritos aren't my specialty but I think we can cobble something together."

Re: Break Into Teams and Make Some Burritos

[identity profile] likes-chicken.livejournal.com 2008-11-19 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
"I know a thing or two here, dude," Hurley said. "Not to be all... stereotype. But yeah."

Re: Break Into Teams and Make Some Burritos

[identity profile] death-and-pies.livejournal.com 2008-11-19 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
"Then, we'll do even better than cobbling," Ned said. "What's the first step?"

Re: Break Into Teams and Make Some Burritos

[identity profile] dojima-hime.livejournal.com 2008-11-19 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Dōjima was humming happily as she stocked up on ingredients. Beef, salsa, cheese, more beef...

Re: Break Into Teams and Make Some Burritos

[identity profile] not-a-mused.livejournal.com 2008-11-19 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
"Think you have enough beef there? I think you need more beef."

Re: Break Into Teams and Make Some Burritos

[identity profile] dojima-hime.livejournal.com 2008-11-19 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
"Really? I'm not sure, I don't want to risk my girlish figure," Dōjima answered as she grabbed more meat. "It might go right to my hips."

Re: Break Into Teams and Make Some Burritos

[identity profile] not-a-mused.livejournal.com 2008-11-19 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
"You've got some room to splurge," Cal said, as if he was anyone to talk when it came to being too skinny. He shoved a bit more beef toward the growing pile of ingredients. "You know much about making these?"

Re: Break Into Teams and Make Some Burritos

[identity profile] morpherboy.livejournal.com 2008-11-19 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Strangely enough, Marco actually knew how to make burritos without setting fire to the kitchen.
likethegun: (i'm snickering)

Re: Break Into Teams and Make Some Burritos

[personal profile] likethegun 2008-11-19 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Sam was pretty sure that Dean would enjoy the burritos more than him, so he was ready to put a little extra effort into the cooking.

Re: OOC

[identity profile] dojima-hime.livejournal.com 2008-11-19 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Wednesday night is always taco night at my house. Come on over!

Re: OOC

[identity profile] rocksthescarf.livejournal.com 2008-11-19 03:35 pm (UTC)(link)
God dammit, now I want to go to Taco Bell.

I hate you and I will have revenge.