fandomhigh | Survive Your Own Cooking - 3rd period

Today Deadpool was repeating the word 'chimichanga' over and over again. It was a fun word to say. Go on, try it out. Chimichaaaanga.

But, oddly enough, he didn't plan on having the kids make any. Because he didn't think they tasted very good.

"Goooood morning kids! Today we're making a lil' foray into the deliciousness of Mexican food. And no, not the Taco Bell kind. That's like trying to pass the Olive Garden off as Italian. Or Burger King as German. Or Pizza Hut as Italian. I don't know if I can come up with any more examples, but if I do, I'll let you know."

Deadpool cleared his throat and waved his hand toward the tortillas and various meat and protein bits available for them to use. "Today you're making burritos. Be they of the normal beef, pork or chicken variety. Or maybe you like to go crazy and wanna make one with tofu or fish. Or you don't eat anything with eyes and wanna go with refried beans. If it looks unappetizing, my suggestion is to add lots of cheese and the spiciest salsa you can find to mask the horrifying taste of the unholy creation you have brought upon the world." A beat. "Like Damian in food form. I hope you're very happy with yourself people. I hope you're happy."

Oh tangents were just FUN.

"Now shoo! get into groups and try not to burn anything down!"

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Dojima gave him a distinctly frosty glance. "I will have you know I have fluent reading comprehension in two languages," she said primly. "How about you?"

"And I do read the paper. If I didn't, Rikku might beat me up. But just because you ate sugar then doesn't mean you do it now."

"I'm not the fluffy blonde here," Cal retorted simply. "And I mentioned in it that I wrote the article because I was inspired by ice cream I'd had recently, so there."

He stuck out his tongue.

"Totally eat sugar."

"Could have been sugar-free ice cream," Dojima pointed out. "How would I know?"

This meant she had to cross her eyes at him, and make a face. "And what does my hair color have to do with anything?"

"Dumb act's even easier since you're a blonde, isn't it?" Cal asked.

"No, people fall for it easier because I'm pretty," she said simply. "If I were a plain girl with blonde hair, I'd have to work harder to sell it."

"People tend to assume that attractive women are dim. I think it makes us less threatening or something."

"No," Cal shook his head. "I think it's just the blonde, maybe combined with the pretty."

Because he never thought pretty girls were dumb, because he simply had trouble thinking around pretty girls.

Survive Your Own Cooking - 3rd period - (11/19)

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