fandomhigh | Survive Your Own Cooking - 3rd period

Today Deadpool was repeating the word 'chimichanga' over and over again. It was a fun word to say. Go on, try it out. Chimichaaaanga.

But, oddly enough, he didn't plan on having the kids make any. Because he didn't think they tasted very good.

"Goooood morning kids! Today we're making a lil' foray into the deliciousness of Mexican food. And no, not the Taco Bell kind. That's like trying to pass the Olive Garden off as Italian. Or Burger King as German. Or Pizza Hut as Italian. I don't know if I can come up with any more examples, but if I do, I'll let you know."

Deadpool cleared his throat and waved his hand toward the tortillas and various meat and protein bits available for them to use. "Today you're making burritos. Be they of the normal beef, pork or chicken variety. Or maybe you like to go crazy and wanna make one with tofu or fish. Or you don't eat anything with eyes and wanna go with refried beans. If it looks unappetizing, my suggestion is to add lots of cheese and the spiciest salsa you can find to mask the horrifying taste of the unholy creation you have brought upon the world." A beat. "Like Damian in food form. I hope you're very happy with yourself people. I hope you're happy."

Oh tangents were just FUN.

"Now shoo! get into groups and try not to burn anything down!"

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"Don't forget there's different tortillas, too," Hurley said. "Corn and wheat taste really different."

"Right, right, like there are different pie crusts," he said, trying to map this out in a way he knew. "Variety is the spice of life and all."

"Yeah, dude," Hurley said. "I mean, if you wanted to, you could fill one with... marshmallows and peanutbutter."

"Sticky burrito," he said and laughed. "But probably pretty decent. Think we'd heat it up at all?"

"It would make the marshmallow all gooey," Hurley said.

"And not in the good way like s'mores," he said. "Right. What's your favorite kind of burrito?"

"Chicken, definitely," Hurley said. "With black beans, rice, and cheese."

"Do you make your spicy?" Ned wondered.

"A little spicy," Hurley said. "But not too spicy."

"I'm not good with spices," he said, reaching for some chicken and a knife. "I hate feeling like my entire mouth is on fire."

Hurley chuckled. "And that's why you stick with pie?"

"Amongst other reasons," he said and nodded. "Plus, who can resist the sugar rush?"

"I'm guessing, like... diabetics, dude," Hurley said. "Just... sayin'."

"That was more rhetorical," he said and laughed, "but yeah. They could."

"Oh, d'uh," Hurley said. "Helps if I think before I speak, huh?"

"Believe me, I am frequent speaker before thinking," he commiserated. "It's one of those things that you can never really solve."

"Yeah," Hurley said. "It just sort of happens. I mean, if you had the time to think, you would be doing so already, right?"

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