Sex Ed, Wednesday, Period Two, Class #10

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"Good morning!" Edward's eyes shone golden and he seemed in a particularly good mood. Each desk in the room had a single rose sitting on it. Half the roses were red and half were white.

"Today we'll be doing a roleplay exercise. It is easy to decide to take the moral high road, but it can be difficult to resist temptation when it arises." He seemed unaware of the double entendre. "If you have a white rose, your task today is simple. Hold onto that flower. If you have a red rose, your task today is to convince someone with a white rose to give their flower to you. You may use charm, lies or bribery if you wish. You may not," and here his eyes darkened for a moment, "use threats or force. Anyone who tries will earn detention immediately."

"Before we begin, I'd like to discuss next week's class. It is popular these days to wear skimpy or skin-tight clothing that leaves little to the imagination. Dressing modestly is sadly underrated. Next week we will have a fashion show for your peers to demonstrate that clothing can be both modest and practical. Please give your clothing size to our T.A.s before you leave and remember to invite your friends to class next week!"

Students with red roses (seducers):
Claire Fisher
Molly Carpenter
Amber Atkins
Chuck Bass
Kevin Archer
Angela Montenegro
Meg Powers
Eric van der Woodsen
Jenny Sparks
Joan Girardi

Students with white roses (seducees):
Temari
Kaylee Frye
Triela
Blair Waldorf
Cal Stephanides
Gwen Cooper
Warren Peace
Toby Moraitis
Marco
Toshiko Sato

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Comments

Re: Just Say No (or Please)

[my-tragic-past.livejournal.com]

"So, do you really want me to go proposition that girl, or are we just talking about like a hypo... what's it called? Hypo..., um, fake situation thing."

Re: Just Say No (or Please)

[not-a-mused.livejournal.com]

"Hypothetical situation!" Cal said, all too quickly. "Yes. This is completely a hypothetical situation!" Because he did not need Claire wanting to cut off the balls that he didn't have.

Although, he had to admit, it wasn't all that bad of an idea at all...

Re: Just Say No (or Please)

[my-tragic-past.livejournal.com]

Kevin was visibly disappointed. "So, since I have hypothetically agreed, do I get your flower?"

Then he added, "We could just, like, make out or something."

Re: Just Say No (or Please)

[not-a-mused.livejournal.com]

"Depends," Cal said. "Is she hypothetically agreeing, too?"

"And this is Cullen's class, man. I think if we made out, we'd get detention." Hello, easy cop out!

Re: Just Say No (or Please)

[my-tragic-past.livejournal.com]

"Dude, look at us, why would she say no?" This was Kevin's kind of logic.

Re: Just Say No (or Please)

[not-a-mused.livejournal.com]

And Cal had to admit to liking that logic quite a lot. He was still blushing quite a lot but he finally managed a grin through all the wanting to shoot himself in the foot. "Good point," he said. "She totally would. So you," he finally held out the flower again, "get this, and we just had a hypothetical threesome."

Re: Just Say No (or Please)

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"Hot!" Kevin grinned and took the flower. "And, seriously, if you want to get together sometime, like outside of class, I would be cool with that."

Re: Just Say No (or Please)

[not-a-mused.livejournal.com]

"...I'll, uh, keep that in mind," Cal said, avoiding looking anywhere near Kevin's general direction and hoping that nervous swallowing wasn't noticeable.

Re: Just Say No (or Please)

[my-tragic-past.livejournal.com]

"Awesome." Kevin stood there for a moment, picturing what he and Cal might look like getting it on.

"Well, dude, thanks for the flower. I'll see you around." He headed off.