Sex Ed, Wednesday, Period Two, Class #10

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"Good morning!" Edward's eyes shone golden and he seemed in a particularly good mood. Each desk in the room had a single rose sitting on it. Half the roses were red and half were white.

"Today we'll be doing a roleplay exercise. It is easy to decide to take the moral high road, but it can be difficult to resist temptation when it arises." He seemed unaware of the double entendre. "If you have a white rose, your task today is simple. Hold onto that flower. If you have a red rose, your task today is to convince someone with a white rose to give their flower to you. You may use charm, lies or bribery if you wish. You may not," and here his eyes darkened for a moment, "use threats or force. Anyone who tries will earn detention immediately."

"Before we begin, I'd like to discuss next week's class. It is popular these days to wear skimpy or skin-tight clothing that leaves little to the imagination. Dressing modestly is sadly underrated. Next week we will have a fashion show for your peers to demonstrate that clothing can be both modest and practical. Please give your clothing size to our T.A.s before you leave and remember to invite your friends to class next week!"

Students with red roses (seducers):
Claire Fisher
Molly Carpenter
Amber Atkins
Chuck Bass
Kevin Archer
Angela Montenegro
Meg Powers
Eric van der Woodsen
Jenny Sparks
Joan Girardi

Students with white roses (seducees):
Temari
Kaylee Frye
Triela
Blair Waldorf
Cal Stephanides
Gwen Cooper
Warren Peace
Toby Moraitis
Marco
Toshiko Sato

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Re: Just Say No (or Please)

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"Awesome." Kevin stood there for a moment, picturing what he and Cal might look like getting it on.

"Well, dude, thanks for the flower. I'll see you around." He headed off.