fandomhigh | Ethics [Tuesday, November 11, 2nd period]

When the Ethics students arrived, they'd notice a number of tables in the room, all holding nests of Woklings.

That wasn't the loudest creature in the room, though. That would be the two meter tall Gungan, bouncing up and down at a distinctly unamused Anakin.

"Yousa teaching, Ani? Thesa your students?"

"Yes, Jar Jar," Anakin sighed, absolutely exhausted. "Today we talk about lust," he said. "Or rather, the unintended consequences that can happen when you take action without precautions."

"Yousa making Ewoks?" Jar Jar asked.

If Anakin could've gotten away with it, that'd've been one dead Gungan. "No. Meet your little projects for the next week. Since another class has already done robot babies, I'm upping the scales. These are Ewoks. There are sentient creatures from the forest moon of Endor." He then went on to explain what Ewoks eat (other than Han Solo), how much they slept (not much), and general care of the species. "If any of these are neglected or set on fire, the island will not be big enough for you to escape from me," he said darkly.

"Oooooh," Jar Jar added, eyes wide.

He reached for a list of paper. "Some of you I've paired together, some of you are single parents." His smile turned a little evil. "And one of you gets to watch my friend Jar Jar here."

Jar Jar bounced up and down.

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"Come meet your Gungan, Jess," Anakin said with an evil grin.

Jess looked at Anakin, and at Jar Jar, and then back at Anakin again, with something close to horror. "You can't possibly be serious."

"He's sure as hell not going home with me another night," Anakin said. "Rory needs her rest. You'll love him. He's great."

Liiiiies.

"Don't bring Rory into this," Jess said. "Why can't I have one of the babies like everyone else?"

Anakin thought this part was fairly obvious. "I don't like you that much."

"Aren't teachers supposed to be impartial to their students?" Jess asked.

"I prefer not to be hypocritical," Anakin replied. "You're welcome to take Jar Jar with you to complain to Principal Washburn if you'd like."

Anakin was very, very evil.

Jess glared at Anakin. "You wouldn't say that if you didn't think she'd side with you," he said.

Of course not.

"Spending a week with Jar Jar won't kill you," he said blandly. "His spending a week with me might kill him."

Jess looked at Jar Jar again and let out a long sigh. "I'm only doing this for Rory," he said, wanting that to be clear.

"As long as he leaves with you, I don't care if you're doing it for your many imaginary friends," Anakin said.

Another smile quirked the corners of his mouth up. "Just watch him closely. He's a klutz. The first time I ever met him he was almost turned into goo by a particularly unhappy alien. He went on to try the patience of two of the greatest Jedi the Order ever produced, get himself stuck an engine and enscalate a galactic war. Don't, say, leave him unsupervised near a stove."

"Or anything else, from the sound of it," Jess said, not hiding his annoyance at Anakin's description of what he was getting himself into.

Anakin was definitely smiling now. "Have a good week."

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