Ethics [Tuesday, November 11, 2nd period]

[sith_happened]

When the Ethics students arrived, they'd notice a number of tables in the room, all holding nests of Woklings.

That wasn't the loudest creature in the room, though. That would be the two meter tall Gungan, bouncing up and down at a distinctly unamused Anakin.

"Yousa teaching, Ani? Thesa your students?"

"Yes, Jar Jar," Anakin sighed, absolutely exhausted. "Today we talk about lust," he said. "Or rather, the unintended consequences that can happen when you take action without precautions."

"Yousa making Ewoks?" Jar Jar asked.

If Anakin could've gotten away with it, that'd've been one dead Gungan. "No. Meet your little projects for the next week. Since another class has already done robot babies, I'm upping the scales. These are Ewoks. There are sentient creatures from the forest moon of Endor." He then went on to explain what Ewoks eat (other than Han Solo), how much they slept (not much), and general care of the species. "If any of these are neglected or set on fire, the island will not be big enough for you to escape from me," he said darkly.

"Oooooh," Jar Jar added, eyes wide.

He reached for a list of paper. "Some of you I've paired together, some of you are single parents." His smile turned a little evil. "And one of you gets to watch my friend Jar Jar here."

Jar Jar bounced up and down.

Comments

Sign in [11/11]

[sith_happened]

At your most amused.

Re: Sign in [11/11]

[kestrelswolf.livejournal.com]

Listen to the lecture [11/11]

[sith_happened]

Coo at the Ewoks, boggle at the Gungan, pray Anakin doesn't hate you that much.

Re: Listen to the lecture [11/11]

[kestrelswolf.livejournal.com]

This assignment didn't seem too hard, Firekeeper thought. She'd spent plenty of time nursemaiding puppies after all, and Ewoks probably didn't have fangs like they did.

Re: Listen to the lecture [11/11]

[dojima-hime.livejournal.com]

Dōjima groaned loudly and let her head hit the desk. This was not cool with what she had planned for the rest of the week.

Re: Listen to the lecture [11/11]

[weetuskenraider]

Tahiri was about to blush and then contemplate hiding beneath her desk, but -- awwwwwwwwww, baby Ewoks!

Re: Listen to the lecture [11/11]

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

Lee wondered how long Anakin could take the Gungan before he snapped. He was just counting down the minutes.

Re: Listen to the lecture [11/11]

[always-damp.livejournal.com]

Toby was way impressed with Anakin's ability to speak in foreign tongues.

Re: Listen to the lecture [11/11]

[meg-powers.livejournal.com]

Meg might have whimpered just a bit. The robot baby was bad enough. But now this?

Re: Listen to the lecture [11/11]

[ella-obeys.livejournal.com]

Ella thought the Ewoks were much cuter than the slimy thing that had hatched from her egg in Minsc's class. She was watching them much more than she was Anakin.

Re: Listen to the lecture [11/11]

[finding-x-dream.livejournal.com]

Agnes was NOT cooing and squeeing and being all girly over the baby Ewoks. It just looked like that to the uninformed observer, was all.

Pair #1: Agnes & Dick

[sith_happened]

Awww, Ewoks!

Re: Pair #1: Agnes & Dick

[finding-x-dream.livejournal.com]

Agnes looked down at the cute little Wokling in her arms, and then up at Dick. "This is all so sudden," she told him with a grin. "Why, it seems like just yesterday that I barely knew you, and here we are with a child."

Pair #2: Ender & Blysse

[sith_happened]

Awww, Ewoks!

Re: Pair #2: Ender & Blysse

[kestrelswolf.livejournal.com]

Firekeeper was looking at the baby thing curiously.

Blind Seer was... okay, he was laughing. A lot. In a very wolfish, wide-open jaw with lolling tongue kind of way.

Pair #3: Ella & Harvey

[sith_happened]

Aww, Ewoks!

Re: Pair #3: Ella & Harvey

[yourwhiteknight.livejournal.com]

Well. At least Harvey was doing this with someone he knew.

Pair #4: Meg & Lee

[sith_happened]

Aww, Ewoks!

Re: Pair #4: Meg & Lee

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

Lee spent a good long time staring at the Ewok. It was...furry like a stuffed animal but it was also alive and that made him a little nervous.

Pair #5: Liz & Myn

[sith_happened]

Aww, Ewoks!

Re: Pair #5: Liz & Myn

[talon-wraith.livejournal.com]

Aww. It was cute.

Already, Myn had mentally started calling it Kettch.

Pair #6: Molly & Peyton

[sith_happened]

Aww, Ewoks!

Re: Pair #6: Molly & Peyton

[darkangelsawyer.livejournal.com]

It was incredibly cute...

However, Peyton had never even actually had a pet, so...

Pair #7: Tahiri & Toby

[sith_happened]

Aww, Ewoks!

Re: Pair #7: Tahiri & Toby

[weetuskenraider]

Tahiri pretty much was stuck on "Aww, Ewoks!"

She missed Yavin 4.

Pair #8: Worf & Dojima

[sith_happened]

Aww, Ewoks!

Re: Pair #8: Worf & Dojima

[sonofmogh.livejournal.com]

It was small. It was fuzzy. It was... "cute".

Worf looked at the "thing" in front of him and wondered if it was somehow related to a tribble.

Totally Screwed: Jess

[sith_happened]

"Come meet your Gungan, Jess," Anakin said with an evil grin.

Re: Totally Screwed: Jess

[noboynextdoor.livejournal.com]

Jess looked at Anakin, and at Jar Jar, and then back at Anakin again, with something close to horror. "You can't possibly be serious."

Talk to the TAs

[sith_happened]

Yay, TAs!

Re: Talk to the TAs

[endsthegame]

Ender was there, a little thoughtful as always, but in a decent enough mood.

Talk to Anakin

[sith_happened]

No, he won't take back the Ewoks. Or the Gungan.

Re: Talk to Anakin

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

Dean loitered around the door waiting for class to be over so he could talk to Anakin. He hadn't wanted to harsh anyone's good time at the wedding so he'd waited till now to do so.

OOC

[sith_happened]

I didn't give Ewoks to those who have been animalled for the week, but I might've missed someone along the way. Ping me down here if I did!

Oh, and information about Ewoks, if you're looking.

Re: OOC

[wantstodirect]

OMG. If anyone ever doubts Anakin's capacity for great evil, Jess can testify otherwise.