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fandomhigh2008-11-10 11:10 pm
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Ethics [Tuesday, November 11, 2nd period]
When the Ethics students arrived, they'd notice a number of tables in the room, all holding nests of Woklings.
That wasn't the loudest creature in the room, though. That would be the two meter tall Gungan, bouncing up and down at a distinctly unamused Anakin.
"Yousa teaching, Ani? Thesa your students?"
"Yes, Jar Jar," Anakin sighed, absolutely exhausted. "Today we talk about lust," he said. "Or rather, the unintended consequences that can happen when you take action without precautions."
"Yousa making Ewoks?" Jar Jar asked.
If Anakin could've gotten away with it, that'd've been one dead Gungan. "No. Meet your little projects for the next week. Since another class has already done robot babies, I'm upping the scales. These are Ewoks. There are sentient creatures from the forest moon of Endor." He then went on to explain what Ewoks eat (other than Han Solo), how much they slept (not much), and general care of the species. "If any of these are neglected or set on fire, the island will not be big enough for you to escape from me," he said darkly.
"Oooooh," Jar Jar added, eyes wide.
He reached for a list of paper. "Some of you I've paired together, some of you are single parents." His smile turned a little evil. "And one of you gets to watch my friend Jar Jar here."
Jar Jar bounced up and down.
That wasn't the loudest creature in the room, though. That would be the two meter tall Gungan, bouncing up and down at a distinctly unamused Anakin.
"Yousa teaching, Ani? Thesa your students?"
"Yes, Jar Jar," Anakin sighed, absolutely exhausted. "Today we talk about lust," he said. "Or rather, the unintended consequences that can happen when you take action without precautions."
"Yousa making Ewoks?" Jar Jar asked.
If Anakin could've gotten away with it, that'd've been one dead Gungan. "No. Meet your little projects for the next week. Since another class has already done robot babies, I'm upping the scales. These are Ewoks. There are sentient creatures from the forest moon of Endor." He then went on to explain what Ewoks eat (other than Han Solo), how much they slept (not much), and general care of the species. "If any of these are neglected or set on fire, the island will not be big enough for you to escape from me," he said darkly.
"Oooooh," Jar Jar added, eyes wide.
He reached for a list of paper. "Some of you I've paired together, some of you are single parents." His smile turned a little evil. "And one of you gets to watch my friend Jar Jar here."
Jar Jar bounced up and down.