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Anakin Skywalker ([personal profile] sith_happened) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2008-09-09 07:52 am
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Ethics [Tuesday, September 9, 2nd period]

"Today we discuss lying," Anakin said as he closed the classroom door precisely on time. "Everyone lies. 'Of course that doesn't make your butt look big.' 'You like her, I like her.' 'I'm totally okay with you moving on.' 'Everything's fine, why do you ask?' It's how the world goes around because no one wants to be trapped in a conversation where someone whines at you for hours on end about how awful their life is."

He looked around the room. "Trust me. Everyone's life is terrible. They're just not telling you about it. Be grateful."

He reached onto his desk for a piece of paper. "Today we're conducting an exercise to see how well you pass this particular social ritual, then we'll discuss whether you think it is necessary. We're playing two truths and a lie. I'll tell you three things about myself and you have to decide which one is the falsehood. Then you'll all tell three things and we'll see how well you can either read each other or keep things hidden."

He gave them a small smile. "I'm very good at this." He schooled his face to absolute neutrality, put his mental blocks up to bar any psychics in the room from gaining an advantage, then recited: "During a war at home I was known as 'The Hero Without Fear.' I've been married twice. I've never been beaten in one-on-one lightsaber combat." His eyes challenged them to call him out. "Who's next?"

Re: Two truths and a lie: Dick Grayson

[identity profile] laidanegg.livejournal.com 2008-09-10 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
"No," Dick said. "And I didn't really learn how to drive when I was fourteen. I was just being annoying until I got my way and got one lesson. It didn't go well. My next lesson happened in Driver's Ed class in school the next year."

In retrospect, his first lesson shouldn't have been in the Batmobile. There was a reason why Bruce never let him drive the car, forcing him to sit in the passenger seat or take the Batcycle.
Edited 2008-09-10 03:33 (UTC)

Re: Two truths and a lie: Dick Grayson

[identity profile] finding-x-dream.livejournal.com 2008-09-10 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
"Then... You started school at the 1st grade?"

Re: Two truths and a lie: Dick Grayson

[identity profile] laidanegg.livejournal.com 2008-09-10 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
"Nope. I had tutors until sixth grade," Dick said. "I traveled too much when I was little to go to regular school."