http://sparklyvirgin.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] sparklyvirgin.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2008-09-03 12:41 am
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Sex Ed, Wednesday, Period 2, Class #1

When the students entered, they found that on each of the desks was an 8.5" x 11" piece of white cardboard, a printed list and colored markers. A young, pale man with tousled bronze hair and a beige shirt stood at the front of the room.

"Welcome," Edward said, once the students were seated. "This is Sex Ed. I am Edward Cullen. I know that I look young, but I am older than I appear and I have a graduate degree in medicine." Two, actually, but he knew that would sound unlikely for a human as young as he supposedly was. "You may call me Mr. Cullen, though. Dr. Cullen is my father." He smiled, though he did not expose his teeth. "I would like to have two teaching assistants for this class. If you are interested, talk to me after class or in my office.

"This semester, we will deal with a number of delicate subjects. Know right now that the number one requirement for this class is respect. You must show respect for me as well as respect for your fellow students. There will be no crude remarks, vulgar language or snide comments. We must establish an environment of trust.

"I know how much pressure there can be to relax your values in exchange for a bit of fun. I want you to be there for your fellow classmates and provide a support system. There is plenty of fun to be had without giving in to base urges. One day, each of you will find your soulmate. Do you want to give the most important person in your life a gift that is tarnished and worn or do you want to give them a gift that is fresh and new?

"If you see any of the people here," he gestured around the room with one pale hand, "in a situation which may lead to regret, please step in. We are stronger together than we are separately."

"To begin, we will create a totem 'pole' that represents us together. I would like each of you to choose your totem animal from the list on your desk. Draw that animal on the cardboard in front of you. Then post your totem over there." He gestured to a board on one side of the classroom. "When everyone is finished, you will introduce yourselves and explain why you chose the animal you did."

[OCD coming up.]

[Reminder: Edward is telepathic.]

Re: Sign In!

[identity profile] ihaveniceteeth.livejournal.com 2008-09-03 09:46 am (UTC)(link)
Gwen Cooper

Re: Sign In!

[identity profile] minnesota-teen.livejournal.com 2008-09-03 10:19 am (UTC)(link)
Amber Atkins

Re: Sign In!

[identity profile] flashesforinfo.livejournal.com 2008-09-03 11:16 am (UTC)(link)
Angela Montenegro

Re: Sign In!

[identity profile] grasshopper-mol.livejournal.com 2008-09-03 11:19 am (UTC)(link)
Molly Carpenter

Re: First Half of Class - Drawing

[identity profile] minnesota-teen.livejournal.com 2008-09-03 11:19 am (UTC)(link)
Amber was quiet, going over the list of animals, trying to decide what she was going to choose.

Re: Sign In!

[identity profile] morpherboy.livejournal.com 2008-09-03 11:30 am (UTC)(link)
Marco

Re: First Half of Class - Drawing

[identity profile] morpherboy.livejournal.com 2008-09-03 11:33 am (UTC)(link)
Marco went through the list, muttering to himself things that sounded a lot like "No gorilla's?" and "I don't want to be a butterfly!".

Re: Second Half of Class - Tell Us About You

[identity profile] morpherboy.livejournal.com 2008-09-03 11:34 am (UTC)(link)
"Marco, this is a jaguar - " It could have passed for most four legged animals "-and um, jaguar's are awesome and apparently they're chaotic and shape shifting and yeah."

Re: Talk To Mr. Cullen

[identity profile] morpherboy.livejournal.com 2008-09-03 11:35 am (UTC)(link)
Marco stopped by after class, running a hand through his hair. "Mr. Cullen?"

Re: First Half of Class - Drawing

[identity profile] flashesforinfo.livejournal.com 2008-09-03 11:39 am (UTC)(link)
Once Angela had skimmed over the list, she had an idea of her animal. It wasn't too hard to decide.

The drawing was the fun part, anyway.

Every once in a while she glanced up from her work to look at the teacher. It really was so sad when someone that hot was calling for abstinence.

Re: Second Half of Class - Tell Us About You

[identity profile] flashesforinfo.livejournal.com 2008-09-03 11:45 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm Angela, and I picked this one--" she said pointing at her drawing. "The otter." Just in case anyone couldn't see it. If you could, it was cute and actually resembled its intended creature.

"I really liked the description. Playful, friendly, and it's adorable."

Re: Sign In!

[identity profile] weefeetbigboots.livejournal.com 2008-09-03 11:45 am (UTC)(link)
Kaylee Frye

Re: First Half of Class - Drawing

[identity profile] weefeetbigboots.livejournal.com 2008-09-03 11:48 am (UTC)(link)
Kaylee picked her animal right away, based on the description.

Though she also almost picked raccoon, for obvious reasons.

Re: Second Half of Class - Tell Us About You

[identity profile] weefeetbigboots.livejournal.com 2008-09-03 11:50 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm Kaylee," she said cheerfully, waving and holding up her picture of what appeared to be a black and yellow striped oval with wings. "I picked a bee! 'Cause...well, the description fits me the best. I like 'em, too, 'less they're suddenly inclined to sting me."

She paused. "I don't got a stinger or nothin', though, don't worry. I'm like a harmless bee! A unsting-y one!"

Re: Second Half of Class - Tell Us About You

[identity profile] minnesota-teen.livejournal.com 2008-09-03 12:01 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hi," she began, smiling easily, "I'm Amber Atkins and I chose the porcupine. Innocent, companionable, and trustworthy. I think that's pretty much me. I'm not at all prickly though. I know that's not in the definition but you'd just think, right? With a porcupine and all. Anyway, yah, here's my drawing." She showed her white cardboard and in the center was a decently drawn porcupine. She was better at flowers but whatever.

Re: Sign In!

[identity profile] rocksthescarf.livejournal.com 2008-09-03 12:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Chuck Bass

Re: First Half of Class - Drawing

[identity profile] rocksthescarf.livejournal.com 2008-09-03 12:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Chuck had no idea how he ended up in this class but he figured that he'd stick with it, just for the potential laughs he might get from the teacher and the students. It took all of his effort not to choose the beaver for his totem pole. He'd save tasteless jokes like that for later.

Re: Sign In!

[identity profile] swipedthatfoot.livejournal.com 2008-09-03 12:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Claire Fisher

Re: Second Half of Class - Tell Us About You

[identity profile] rocksthescarf.livejournal.com 2008-09-03 12:12 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm Chuck. I chose the coyote," He held up the drawing, which had four legs but other than that resembled a tan-colored blob. "It was down to that or the wolf but I think the whole tricky thing applies to me more."

Re: First Half of Class - Drawing

[identity profile] swipedthatfoot.livejournal.com 2008-09-03 12:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Claire took a long moment to get started on her drawing; she'd never seen a teacher quite that hot, and she slipped into a daydream.

"Today, in sex ed, practical demonstrations," Mr. Cullen said. "With, ah, Claire, you be my partner?"

She rose from her seat, too dumbfounded to say anything, and was swept into a passionate kiss.

Then she heard a voice from the side. "Get her to suck your toes," Gabe supplied. He was munching popcorn and looking quite amused. "The little freak likes that."


With a start, she snapped herself out of it, and started sketching a raven in heavy pencil marks. Freaking Gabe, ruining even her imaginary sex life...

[OOC: Of course Edward can pick up on Claire's little fantasy sequence.]

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