Ash's Art Appreciation, Studio Work #3

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

::The classroom has large slabs of clay and sculpting tools laid out for the students, and the same picture of Janet Fraiser is set out on display, as well::

::Ash is asleep at his desk, Lisa Cuddy's "Janet in Cave Woman bikini" painting nearby::

::The instructions are on the chalkboard, as usual::

"MASTER-BABY REQUIRES IDOLS. SCULPT HER IMAGE. MAKE SURE TO EMPHASIZE HER GLORIOUS 'ASSETS'."

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[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately clay is not Marty's medium. So he goes ahead and just sculpts what he intended to be two breasts stuffed in a wonderbra, but it comes out looking like an ashtray with breasts.

[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

"That man ain't right," Jake mutters, shaking her head as she finds a slab to work with.

[janet_fraiser]

OOC: *laughs like mad, OMG*

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

[positive-angel.livejournal.com]

Considering for just a moment, Chihaya started to pound on the clay, trying to get something to come out looking right and is not pleased with his results. (http://puma.kvcc.edu/dmiller/images/plethora/clay%20sculpture%20of%20woman.JPG)

[krycek-rat.livejournal.com]

Wondering what the hell this is about, Krycek finds a place to sit and at least attempt some sort of sculpting.

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

Han mushes clay around, too dazed from last night to sculpt much of anything.

He stares at the picture, tries to understand why Coach finds this woman so amazing, then shakes his head. As long as he doesn't have to fight her for kaf in the mornings he doesn't care.

Does his best, coming up with somethnig roughly femal shaped, but not recognizeable as the "Master-Baby"

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

Barbossa's much better at appreciating art than actually making it.

Today's attempt at sculture turns into a lumpy off-balance clay pot.

With breasts.

[persian-eunuch.livejournal.com]

*end result looks vaguely human, but more like one of those little wooden jointed mannequins - arms too short, legs too long and head a little cone-shaped*

*adds breasts as an afterthought, since it's what the other males in the class seem to believe is the most important feature*