Ash's Art Appreciation, Studio Work #3

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

::The classroom has large slabs of clay and sculpting tools laid out for the students, and the same picture of Janet Fraiser is set out on display, as well::

::Ash is asleep at his desk, Lisa Cuddy's "Janet in Cave Woman bikini" painting nearby::

::The instructions are on the chalkboard, as usual::

"MASTER-BABY REQUIRES IDOLS. SCULPT HER IMAGE. MAKE SURE TO EMPHASIZE HER GLORIOUS 'ASSETS'."

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[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately clay is not Marty's medium. So he goes ahead and just sculpts what he intended to be two breasts stuffed in a wonderbra, but it comes out looking like an ashtray with breasts.

[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

"That man ain't right," Jake mutters, shaking her head as she finds a slab to work with.

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

I call it Baby Got Back (http://www.robertsway.com/sculpture%20butt.jpg).

Lisa shakes her head, and looks at Marty's piece. At this point, she could use a cigarette even though she finds the habit revolting, and his ashtray, erm, scupture isn't helping. If she doesn't get an A in this class, heads will roll.

[janet_fraiser]

OOC: *laughs like mad, OMG*

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Considering how Ash is loving the 'Janet as Cave Woman', I don't think you have a problem getting an 'A'.]

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

[positive-angel.livejournal.com]

Considering for just a moment, Chihaya started to pound on the clay, trying to get something to come out looking right and is not pleased with his results. (http://puma.kvcc.edu/dmiller/images/plethora/clay%20sculpture%20of%20woman.JPG)

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

[krycek-rat.livejournal.com]

Wondering what the hell this is about, Krycek finds a place to sit and at least attempt some sort of sculpting.

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

Han mushes clay around, too dazed from last night to sculpt much of anything.

He stares at the picture, tries to understand why Coach finds this woman so amazing, then shakes his head. As long as he doesn't have to fight her for kaf in the mornings he doesn't care.

Does his best, coming up with somethnig roughly femal shaped, but not recognizeable as the "Master-Baby"

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

Barbossa's much better at appreciating art than actually making it.

Today's attempt at sculture turns into a lumpy off-balance clay pot.

With breasts.

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

Looks like you're doin about as well as I am.

[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

Jake leaned over to look at Krycek's work. "...Wow. That's... Yeah, anyway, can I ask a favour?"

[krycek-rat.livejournal.com]

Krycek made a face. "I know I'm not much of an artist, but what do I have to work with in the first place?" He sighed and pushed away the lump of clay for the moment, looking at Jake. "What's up?"

[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

"Logan's apparently hosting the debate to end all debates at our house tonight, and Chloe wants me to work," Jake grimaced. "So... Can I crash at yours? I brought pjs," she added, hopefully. "So I wouldn't have to borrow your clothes or anything."

[krycek-rat.livejournal.com]

"You're asking this time," he said, amused. "It must be important." Krycek smiled a little and gave Jake a sideways look. "Sure. Should I even bother getting extra blankets?" He didn't seem embarrassed by the idea, in good cheer after everything going smoothly lately.

[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

Jake looked sheepish. "Um, probably not?"

[krycek-rat.livejournal.com]

Snickering, Krycek turned back to his sculpture, carving a little more clay off of one shoulder. "Sure." A thought occurred and he looked at Jake, arching eyebrows. "...Girl pajamas?"

[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

"Blue flannels. Yes." Jake wrinkled her nose, turning back to her own sculpture. "They made me. Girls are crazy and evil."

[krycek-rat.livejournal.com]

"You realize you are one now? Weird chemistry and evil, will-breaking cute looks and all?" Krycek snorted softly, molding clay with careful motion. "Blue flannels. Sounds cute."

[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

"I might look like one, but never shall I love shopping as much as those crazy people." Jake thought about it, while sculpting master-baby's hips. "Well, unless we're talking coffee or nifty gadgets, of course."

Master-Baby in Clay

[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

the result (http://pics.livejournal.com/courier_gavin/pic/0003dkxc).

[krycek-rat.livejournal.com]

Grinning at his sculpture as he formed one thigh, Krycek nodded slightly. "Because that's completely different."

[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

"It is," Jake agreed. "I very rarely have to try on nifty gadgets for hours to find one that fits, for one thing." She paused and looked up to meet Krycek's eyes. "...Don't even go there, man."

[krycek-rat.livejournal.com]

Krycek arched eyebrows, the picture of innocence, expression blank. "You went there first," he said, tone edged in amusement. "I said nothing."

[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

"You were thinking it." Jake pointed her left over clay at him. "Tell me the thoughts that went through your head right now didn't immidiately take a turn gutter-wise, and I'll call you a liar." She looked like she was going to burst out laughing any second.

[krycek-rat.livejournal.com]

"I've been called worse," he assured him. "But I won't tell you you're wrong, either." Grinning again, he gave Jake a mischievous look.

[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

"Darn straight you won't," Jake nodded firmly, grinning.

[persian-eunuch.livejournal.com]

*end result looks vaguely human, but more like one of those little wooden jointed mannequins - arms too short, legs too long and head a little cone-shaped*

*adds breasts as an afterthought, since it's what the other males in the class seem to believe is the most important feature*