Ash's Art Appreciation, Studio Work #3

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::The classroom has large slabs of clay and sculpting tools laid out for the students, and the same picture of Janet Fraiser is set out on display, as well::

::Ash is asleep at his desk, Lisa Cuddy's "Janet in Cave Woman bikini" painting nearby::

::The instructions are on the chalkboard, as usual::

"MASTER-BABY REQUIRES IDOLS. SCULPT HER IMAGE. MAKE SURE TO EMPHASIZE HER GLORIOUS 'ASSETS'."

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[persian-eunuch.livejournal.com]

*end result looks vaguely human, but more like one of those little wooden jointed mannequins - arms too short, legs too long and head a little cone-shaped*

*adds breasts as an afterthought, since it's what the other males in the class seem to believe is the most important feature*