Ash's Art Appreciation, Studio Work #3

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

::The classroom has large slabs of clay and sculpting tools laid out for the students, and the same picture of Janet Fraiser is set out on display, as well::

::Ash is asleep at his desk, Lisa Cuddy's "Janet in Cave Woman bikini" painting nearby::

::The instructions are on the chalkboard, as usual::

"MASTER-BABY REQUIRES IDOLS. SCULPT HER IMAGE. MAKE SURE TO EMPHASIZE HER GLORIOUS 'ASSETS'."

Comments

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately clay is not Marty's medium. So he goes ahead and just sculpts what he intended to be two breasts stuffed in a wonderbra, but it comes out looking like an ashtray with breasts.

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

I call it Baby Got Back (http://www.robertsway.com/sculpture%20butt.jpg).

Lisa shakes her head, and looks at Marty's piece. At this point, she could use a cigarette even though she finds the habit revolting, and his ashtray, erm, scupture isn't helping. If she doesn't get an A in this class, heads will roll.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Considering how Ash is loving the 'Janet as Cave Woman', I don't think you have a problem getting an 'A'.]

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]