Ash's Art Appreciation, Studio Work #3

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::The classroom has large slabs of clay and sculpting tools laid out for the students, and the same picture of Janet Fraiser is set out on display, as well::

::Ash is asleep at his desk, Lisa Cuddy's "Janet in Cave Woman bikini" painting nearby::

::The instructions are on the chalkboard, as usual::

"MASTER-BABY REQUIRES IDOLS. SCULPT HER IMAGE. MAKE SURE TO EMPHASIZE HER GLORIOUS 'ASSETS'."

Comments

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

Barbossa's much better at appreciating art than actually making it.

Today's attempt at sculture turns into a lumpy off-balance clay pot.

With breasts.

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

Looks like you're doin about as well as I am.