ext_250630 ([identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2008-05-26 01:27 am
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Punching People and Not Breaking Your Hand: Fighting 101 - Period 5 - [05/26f]

It was Memorial day and they were in France.

France.

Deadpool wasn't a happy lil' butterfly.

"Today, I'm teaching you an important lesson on tactics. Maybe the most important one you will ever learn in your lives." A beat and he pulled out a picture of a mime. "This is the enemy. Study it well and be prepared to kill it. By any means necessary."

He shuddered. "Just a step below the common clown in insidiousness. They can't be allowed to propagate their invisible walls and ropes that pull nothing!"

There were the same punching bags from last week, but this time they had mime pictures taped to them. And a jaunty little beret on the top of each.
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Re: Listen to the ... lecture.

[identity profile] stucklikadope.livejournal.com 2008-05-26 02:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Giselle raised her hand instantly. "But perhaps if we talked to the nice little man, there wouldn't need to be any hitting?"

Re: Listen to the ... lecture.

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2008-05-26 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
"They're silent," Deadpool pointed out. "Silent and evil. Like the wind."

Re: Listen to the ... lecture.

[identity profile] stucklikadope.livejournal.com 2008-05-26 03:19 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, but the wind's not evil," Giselle said. "And it's not silent either. You can hear it blowing through the trees!"

Re: Listen to the ... lecture.

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2008-05-26 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
"That's because it's plotting a tornado."

Deadpool nodded sagely. He knew these things.

Re: Listen to the ... lecture.

[identity profile] stucklikadope.livejournal.com 2008-05-26 03:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, I don't think things are nearly as mean as you think, Mr. Deadpool," Giselle said sweetly. "You need to give them a chance!"

Re: Listen to the ... lecture.

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2008-05-26 03:35 pm (UTC)(link)
"And get stabbed in the lung again? I think not!" Deadpool said, waggling a finger. "Next thing you know we have Bartoc the Leaper running around and being French and it's just a disaster!"

Re: Listen to the ... lecture.

[identity profile] stucklikadope.livejournal.com 2008-05-26 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"Who's Bartoc the Leaper?" she asked curiously. "Is he a dwarf? Or an orge?"

Re: Listen to the ... lecture.

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2008-05-26 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
"He's French and he leaps." A beat. "That about sums it up."

Re: Listen to the ... lecture.

[identity profile] stucklikadope.livejournal.com 2008-05-26 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Giselle tilted her head, her hands echoing the movement. "I think that sounds wonderful. He's a dancer!"

Re: Listen to the ... lecture.

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2008-05-26 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
"But he's... French."

Re: Listen to the ... lecture.

[identity profile] stucklikadope.livejournal.com 2008-05-26 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
"He's still a person," she pointed out. "A very nice person if he likes dancing."

Re: Listen to the ... lecture.

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2008-05-26 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
"But he's French." Deadpool wasn't sure how to get this point across. "He kicks puppies!"

(There we go.)

Re: Listen to the ... lecture.

[identity profile] stucklikadope.livejournal.com 2008-05-26 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Giselle gasped. "He doesn't!"

Re: Listen to the ... lecture.

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2008-05-26 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
"I saw him do it!"

Re: Listen to the ... lecture.

[identity profile] stucklikadope.livejournal.com 2008-05-26 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh dear," she said, looking terribly hurt. "Oh dear, oh dear, well, that's not very nice!"
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