ext_250630 ([identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2008-05-26 01:27 am
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Punching People and Not Breaking Your Hand: Fighting 101 - Period 5 - [05/26f]

It was Memorial day and they were in France.

France.

Deadpool wasn't a happy lil' butterfly.

"Today, I'm teaching you an important lesson on tactics. Maybe the most important one you will ever learn in your lives." A beat and he pulled out a picture of a mime. "This is the enemy. Study it well and be prepared to kill it. By any means necessary."

He shuddered. "Just a step below the common clown in insidiousness. They can't be allowed to propagate their invisible walls and ropes that pull nothing!"

There were the same punching bags from last week, but this time they had mime pictures taped to them. And a jaunty little beret on the top of each.

Re: Talk to the TA

[identity profile] moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com 2008-05-26 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
No, River was neither a clown nor a mime. She kept quiet about the fact that she rather liked invisible ropes and walls though.

Re: Sign in!

[identity profile] armybrat-lois.livejournal.com 2008-05-26 01:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Lois Lane

Re: Listen to the ... lecture.

[identity profile] armybrat-lois.livejournal.com 2008-05-26 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)
As far as Lois was concerned mimes were just monochrome clowns. She hated clowns. So naturally she hated mimes too. She had no problem with punching them.

Re: Punch Mimes!

[identity profile] armybrat-lois.livejournal.com 2008-05-26 02:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Lois might have been having a little too much fun punching the mimes. She punched the beret off the punching bag and put it on top of her head. It looked better on her anyway.

Re: Sign in!

[identity profile] missed-the-gate.livejournal.com 2008-05-26 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
John Sheppard

Re: Listen to the ... lecture.

[identity profile] missed-the-gate.livejournal.com 2008-05-26 02:05 pm (UTC)(link)
If mimes piled out of cars like clowns did, John saw no problem punching them in the face. Creepy bastards.

Re: Punch Mimes!

[identity profile] missed-the-gate.livejournal.com 2008-05-26 02:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Hitting the heavy bag was normally fun. Pretending it was an evil mime he was beating up made the whole thing that much sweeter.

Re: Sign in!

[identity profile] new-to-liirness.livejournal.com 2008-05-26 02:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Liir Thropp

Re: Listen to the ... lecture.

[identity profile] new-to-liirness.livejournal.com 2008-05-26 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
...what?

O...kay.

Because my head wasn't already muddled up enough.

Re: Punch Mimes!

[identity profile] new-to-liirness.livejournal.com 2008-05-26 02:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Liir just wanted to hit something. So he started to hit it, regardless of what it looked like.
wannabehunter: (matricidal feelings rising)

Re: Sign in!

[personal profile] wannabehunter 2008-05-26 02:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Jo Harvelle

Re: Sign in!

[identity profile] stucklikadope.livejournal.com 2008-05-26 02:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Giselle

Re: Sign in!

[identity profile] notafairmaiden.livejournal.com 2008-05-26 02:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Gwynn Hood

Re: Listen to the ... lecture.

[identity profile] stucklikadope.livejournal.com 2008-05-26 02:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Giselle raised her hand instantly. "But perhaps if we talked to the nice little man, there wouldn't need to be any hitting?"

Re: OOC

[identity profile] notafairmaiden.livejournal.com 2008-05-26 02:28 pm (UTC)(link)
*giggles*

Deadpool might be Gwynn's new favorite teacher.

Re: Punch Mimes!

[identity profile] notafairmaiden.livejournal.com 2008-05-26 02:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Well... if Deadpool said hit it, she was going to hit it.

A lot.
Edited 2008-05-26 14:29 (UTC)
wannabehunter: (bw - moody)

Re: Listen to the ... lecture.

[personal profile] wannabehunter 2008-05-26 02:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Jo found she couldn't muster the expected enthusiasm for beating on mimes.

That was...worrying.

Re: Punch Mimes!

[identity profile] stucklikadope.livejournal.com 2008-05-26 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Giselle didn't want to hurt the poor mime. So she stood in front of her bag hoping that no one would attack it.

Re: Sign in!

[identity profile] death-of-hope.livejournal.com 2008-05-26 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Anemone

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