The Art of Cool: Final, Period 2 (Friday, April 25)

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Tink was so excited! Was Barney excited? He should be! This was their final! Tink had never written a final before, she hoped that they had done a good job. It was much easier once Barney explained that finals were stupid and they should go for the amusement factor.

Barney laughed evilly and whispered quietly to Tink.

Tink squeed and clapped her hands. Oh! Oh! This was going to be so much fun! Tell them about it, Barney!

"Welcome, Art of Cool students to your Final Exam," Barney announced dramatically deciding that if Tink was ready, the students had better be ready. "Today we have assembled you in the Danger Shoppe to assess what you've learned from this course. And to entertain ourselves one last time via Obstacle Course. God, I love teaching!"

Tink had to admit she'd been skeptical, but this teaching gig? Not nearly so scarring as she'd feared. Of course, it helped that she and Barney were already so cool that it probably hurt for the lesser types to be around them. Don't worry, lesser types! Your lameness hurts us, too!

Barney clutched his chest, "Truly and deeply." He hoisted a rather large nerf-ball launcher over his head. "Do not worry that your task seems simple, for as you progress through the Final Obstacle Course, you will risk being fired upon by both of your teachers. Completely randomly. And did I mention we have deadly aim?"

They did! Tink's own nerf ball launcher was much smaller than Barney's, but still much larger than, say, Tink. They would be watching and grading the students' performance through the obstacle course and taking in very serious considerations like style and performance and agility and not just when a really funny time would be to thwap someone in the head with a nerf ball. After all, they were professional educators. This was a very scientific final for reasons that the students were too dim to understand.

"Meaning you might randomly be shot with a nerf ball," Barney explained for those dim ones. "Now, may we present to you your Final Obstacle!"


[ooc: Have at!]

Comments

Sign In [4/25]

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

Make it LEGENDARY!

Re: Sign In [4/25]

[isourking.livejournal.com]

RON... wait for it... wait for it... WEASLEY!

Re: Sign In [4/25]

[raspberryturk]

Reno. Of the Turks. Yo.

Gawk and Talk [4/25]

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

Share your sorrows over this being the end!

Re: Gawk and Talk [4/25]

[twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com]

Zack had suited up for this class, if only because he wasn't going to let Barney of all people stand between him and graduation.

Re: Gawk and Talk [4/25]

[robinthefrog.livejournal.com]

"Nice suit." Robin complimented him.

Obstacles Await [4/25]

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

There are four of them...

Obstacle 1: PROM TIME!

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

Obstacle 1: Behind students is a room filled with many, many sizes of one single type of ball gown, also including matching high heels, and accessories. Naturally.

Your Objective: It's prom tonight. Get yourself ready! Yes, all of you are wearing dresses. In fact, all of you are wearing this dress (http://alfredweb3.inetu.net/DressImages/Large/3206_F_S08.jpg). Enjoy!

... No, seriously, put the freaking dress on.

Re: Gawk and Talk [4/25]

[isourking.livejournal.com]

"I'm not putting on a bloody dress!" Ron shouted.

Re: Obstacle 1: PROM TIME!

[raspberryturk]

Reno eyed the dress. And then looked around for the teachers.

"Clearly, I ain't drunk enough for this final." He considered the dress. Carefully. "I can order more of those shrivel from back home if I don't gotta put the damn thing on. That's ninety-nine nights of you two bein' the same size. My treat."

He really, really didn't want to wear the damn dress.

Re: Obstacle 1: PROM TIME!

[key-of-heart.livejournal.com]

"It's not my color. Kairi does pink... not me. Seriously I'm not allowed to."

Sora wasn't the best at lying; he was getting better thanks to the class, but there were many things that were lacking still.

Re: Obstacle 1: PROM TIME!

[twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com]

"I'm not wearing that," Zack said. "It's far less awesome than my suit."

Obstacle 2: GRATUITOUS BALL PIT!

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

Obstacle 2 is a 10-foot-long, 3-foot-wide, 4-foot-deep ball pit filled with blue, red, yellow and green balls. Because it's not a freaking obstacle course without a ball pit, that's why.

And it's not Barney and Tink without evil. So besides the fact that you're not to have removed your ball gown, this ball pit resembles a junk drawer: there are paper clips, rubber bands, pencils, twisty-ties, batteries, loose change, and other such moddable things thrown in haphazardly with the balls to hinder your search.

Your Objective: There is one purple ball in that mess of red, green, blue, and yellow. Find it. No fun taking off the heels.

Obstacle 3: SKEET SHOOTING!

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

Obstacle 3 is a test of your shooting skills while still wearing your prom dress. Yell 'pull' and a clay pigeon with Ron's visage emblazoned on both sides will be launched into the air magically and then you mod hitting or missing it with the gun that has been provided through the magic of the Danger Shoppe.

The gun has been modified to not hit either of your professors, should you aim at their heads in retaliation for their cruelty.

Your Objective: Shoot at least one clay pigeon. Take as many shots as you'd like regardless.

Obstacle 4: THE SOUND OF MUSIC!

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

Obstacle 4 is a brightly lit stage. There's a microphone and the spotlight is on you! SING FOR US! Do a little dance, too, if you're feeling up for it. You don't want to fail, do you?

Your Objective: Try to kill the teachers with the power of your mind. If you can't, sing an amusing ditty while Tink and Barney attempt not to laugh themselves into comas.

DEFEND YOUR GRADE! [4/25]

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

Tell Barney and Tink why you should pass this class (if you happen to think you're worthy). Make it good. Feel free to throw in bribes, threats, insults against your fellow classmates, bribes, painfully bad sucking up, bribes, and anything else that comes to mind. It will totally determine your grade. Seriously. Mostly.

Re: DEFEND YOUR GRADE! [4/25]

[isourking.livejournal.com]

"I should pass the class," Ron shouted, "Because the enormous amount of grief and embarrassment you have caused me in the last few months! I've endured insults, jibes, embarrassing footage, drinks thrown in my face, gay porn and countless other memories that I hope to burn from the my mind with a huge amount of alcohol."

This would be a very dramatic and character building moment for Ron... if he still wasn't wearing the prom dress.

*sniff* Ron, Terrific TA [4/25]

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

Who is certainly crying tears of sorrow for the last class

Re: *sniff* Ron, Terrific TA [4/25]

[isourking.livejournal.com]

Ron is glaring at his professors with a hatred never seen quite before.

Hell if Malfoy was there he'd back off.

Probably not.

Your Esteemed Educators [4/25]

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

Have no fear, they're already plotting ways to torment you this summer!

Re: Your Esteemed Educators [4/25]

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

Barney had brought his trusty camera along. You never knew when these students would do something that was best filmed for posterity. And blackmail.

The OOC [4/25]

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

We loved you, all of you, really!

...okay, except maybe for Weasley

Re: The OOC [4/25]

[isourking.livejournal.com]

Shut up! You love me!

Re: The OOC [4/25]

[raspberryturk]

I LOVE YOU GUYS.

*gives pie*

Re: The OOC [4/25]

[harrydresden.livejournal.com]

I neglected to tag in last week, due to lack of awesomeness, so I didn't mention this then...

Harry has this tendency to break technology or make it go horribly wrong just by being near it (yay wizardness). Permission for something to go horribly wrong with his obstacle course? Or just slightly wrong? (You can even come up with something terribly embarassing if you like!)