fandomhigh | The Art of Cool: Final, Period 2 (Friday, April 25)

Tink was so excited! Was Barney excited? He should be! This was their final! Tink had never written a final before, she hoped that they had done a good job. It was much easier once Barney explained that finals were stupid and they should go for the amusement factor.

Barney laughed evilly and whispered quietly to Tink.

Tink squeed and clapped her hands. Oh! Oh! This was going to be so much fun! Tell them about it, Barney!

"Welcome, Art of Cool students to your Final Exam," Barney announced dramatically deciding that if Tink was ready, the students had better be ready. "Today we have assembled you in the Danger Shoppe to assess what you've learned from this course. And to entertain ourselves one last time via Obstacle Course. God, I love teaching!"

Tink had to admit she'd been skeptical, but this teaching gig? Not nearly so scarring as she'd feared. Of course, it helped that she and Barney were already so cool that it probably hurt for the lesser types to be around them. Don't worry, lesser types! Your lameness hurts us, too!

Barney clutched his chest, "Truly and deeply." He hoisted a rather large nerf-ball launcher over his head. "Do not worry that your task seems simple, for as you progress through the Final Obstacle Course, you will risk being fired upon by both of your teachers. Completely randomly. And did I mention we have deadly aim?"

They did! Tink's own nerf ball launcher was much smaller than Barney's, but still much larger than, say, Tink. They would be watching and grading the students' performance through the obstacle course and taking in very serious considerations like style and performance and agility and not just when a really funny time would be to thwap someone in the head with a nerf ball. After all, they were professional educators. This was a very scientific final for reasons that the students were too dim to understand.

"Meaning you might randomly be shot with a nerf ball," Barney explained for those dim ones. "Now, may we present to you your Final Obstacle!"

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"I should pass the class," Ron shouted, "Because the enormous amount of grief and embarrassment you have caused me in the last few months! I've endured insults, jibes, embarrassing footage, drinks thrown in my face, gay porn and countless other memories that I hope to burn from the my mind with a huge amount of alcohol."

This would be a very dramatic and character building moment for Ron... if he still wasn't wearing the prom dress.

Tink stared at him for a few moments, thoroughly confused.

Of course he was passing. He was the TA! Loads of potential, she'd always said so.

What was all the shouting for?

"Um, hello? He has the Stinson genes, of course he passes," Barney scoffed, surprised Weasley thought there was ever any doubt.

"I AM NOT RELATED TO YOU!" Ron shouted

Ron hiked his dress up at the bustline and did his best to stomp away with some dignity.

Until he tripped on the dress and landed flat on his face.

"And look at Weasley come full circle," Barney said, laughing. "Instead of life, it's the circle of lame."

The Art of Cool: Final, Period 2 (Friday, April 25)

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