Fandom Playschool Host Club, Sunday Afternoon

[raspberryturk]

Reno had a Host Club! And his club had all sorts of neat stuff, like a lego table and a velcro dartboard and those nifty little cards that had pictures on them for matching games and stuff! And there was grape juice! And cookies! And a kind of scary lookin' pizza that he took from the common room last night that might have marshmallows and salami on it, but Reno wasn't sure.

Oh, oh, oh! And bestest of all? Reno's Host Club had boys who were there to entertain the girls or whatever, even if girls did have cooties. It was their duty as hosts to be all entertaining an' stuff, and that's why it had 'Host' in the name and not just 'play with our toys club' or something, and Host Club boys were tough and could totally handle a few cooties anyhow.

So it was really, really good that the clinic had free cootie shots today, maybe.

Oh! And Reno had made a sign with crayons and had hung it up and it was a good sign saying that the Host Club was open to everyone. If you squinted and looked at it sideways and used your 'magination.

And if they were real good, maybe Uncle Barney would tell them all a story, Reno hoped. Because Uncle Barney was awesome.

[OCD is up and the Host Club is open to all!]

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Re: Talk to Uncle Barney!

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

Barney stared at the students. "Why is Fandom against me?" he muttered, pouring himself a nice, tall glass of special tea.

Re: Talk to Uncle Barney!

[raspberryturk]

Reno waved hi hi hi to Uncle Barney! He liked him, because he was smart and awesome and brought movies and he was really awesome.

"Hiii! Or yo! I like yo better an' stuff." He nodded a very serious sort of nod, and then pointed to the drink. "What's thaaat? Will you tell me a story? I'm bored! Hiiii! I mean, Yo!"

Re: Talk to Uncle Barney!

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

"This," Barney said, pointing at his drink, "Is where Uncle Barney gets all his special powers." He was glad radio had prepared him for this. Somewhat.

Re: Talk to Uncle Barney!

[raspberryturk]

Reno's eyes went wide.

"Special powers, really? I bet you're all super fast and stuff, yo. But I'm faster because I'm the fastest." This was coupled with a very certain sort of nod. "Is it like mako? I gotts mako. 'S why my eyes are blue! Are your eyes blue?"

Of course this meant that he had to attempt to scramble into Barney's lap to investigate. But he was wee and easily removable. Totally.

Re: Talk to Uncle Barney!

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

"Don't make me use my magic to remove you!" Barney said, brushing the kid to the floor. Of course, he kinda wanted to use his magic.

Re: Talk to Uncle Barney!

[raspberryturk]

Hey, the floor was good, too. Reno made himself totally comfortable on the floor, sitting all cross-legged and stuff and grinning up at Barney.

"Magic is really cool! When I'm growed up and awesome like you, I'm gonna use magic, too." He bounced in place a little. "I wanna see some magic! Show me some magic, pleeeeeeeease?"

Re: Talk to Uncle Barney!

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

"Now that is how you get a show," Barney grinned, beginning to wave his hands in the air in front of him. "How about this awesome bit of MAGIC!" When he said 'magic' a fireball sparked between his hands. It was rather impressive.

Normally he got thrown in time out for his magic, but not today!

Re: Talk to Uncle Barney!

[raspberryturk]

Reno was staring in awe, his eyes wide like saucers and his mouth hanging open and whoa.

...

WHOA.

"That was SO COOL!!!" Cue the bouncing in place and clapping. "Do you know more? I wanna see more! Show me?"

Re: Talk to Uncle Barney!

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

"All in good time, my boy!" Barney said, enjoying that reaction. He hadn't prepped for any other tricks.

"If you promise to be good, Uncle Barney could tell you a magical story." Sadly, it would not be Rated G for all audiences.

Re: Talk to Uncle Barney!

[withoutverona]

Romeo was giving Uncle Barney a thoughtful look. "Whatcha drinkin, Mr. Barney?" he asked.

Re: Talk to Uncle Barney!

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

"It's my secret weapon against small, inquisitive children," Barney replied, taking a long drink.

Re: Talk to Uncle Barney!

[withoutverona]

"I dunno what inquisitive is," Romeo informed him. "And I'm not a small child, I'm eight!"

Re: Talk to Uncle Barney!

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

"Consider this: How tall are you? Compare that to how tall I am. Now, let's see who's small in this scenario." Barney said, because reasoning with annoying 8-year-olds works well.

Re: Talk to Uncle Barney!

[withoutverona]

Romeo wrinkled his nose. "That's no fair, you've had longer to get big than I have," he declared. "I'll be bigger'n you when I'm old like you!"

Re: Talk to Uncle Barney!

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

"Ha! As if," Barney argued, having no clue if the kid was right. "You got good genes?"

Re: Talk to Uncle Barney!

[withoutverona]

He wasn't, actually, but it was a close thing per IMDb.

"I got the best jeans," Romeo said, not sure what that had to do with it. "Calvin Kleins!"

Re: Talk to Uncle Barney!

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

Barney laughed. And laughed. Uproariously.

"Oh kid," Barney wiped his eyes. "The comic relief!"

Re: Talk to Uncle Barney!

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

"BARNEY!!! BARNEYBARNEYBARNEY!!!!" Sokka ran over to him and tried to tackle his legs. And then looked up at Barney with big, wide, child-like, innocent eyes. "We should play strippoker 'n drink!!!" he announced happily.

Re: Talk to Uncle Barney!

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

Barney let out an 'oof' when Sokka tackled him. "No strip poker for the tiny tots!" Barney declared. "But I'm certainly going to be drinking."

Re: Talk to Uncle Barney!

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

"You are???" Sokka asked. "Can I have some too? I wanna drink!!! ...Do you have juice???"

Re: Talk to Uncle Barney!

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

"I have coke," Barney said. He could leave out the run since kids were involved. "Do you need a sippy cup?"

Re: Talk to Uncle Barney!

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Sokka grinned. "Yes, peese."

Re: Talk to Uncle Barney!

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

Barney sighed, he didn't know who'd brought them, but his suit thanked God for sippy cups as he made Sokka's drink. "Don't go drinking that too fast. It'll give you a high and then a severe low."

Re: Talk to Uncle Barney!

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

"OKAY!" Sokka said with a nod, just before he downed the whole cup in less than a minute. "YOU'RE AWESOME!!!"

Re: Talk to Uncle Barney!

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

"And you, my boy, are going to go into a sugar coma. Here, have some more!" Barney poured another cup. It was fun to watch kids bounce themselves into a crying fit, right?