Criminal Justice (As Taught By A Criminal) - Period 3 - Monday 03/10

[key-of-heart.livejournal.com]

It had been quite a while into class and Deadpool hadn’t shown up yet. Even though he was a little nervous about it, as TA, Sora took it upon himself to teach the class in Deadpool’s place.

It’s what he’d want him to do, right?

Going over to his desk Sora rummaged through the papers there trying to find some sort of lesson plan or hand out or something for them to do!

There was lots of papers just doodled with things that Sora didn’t want to think too much about before he finally came across the right thing.

“ALRIGHT!” He shouted more loudly than he meant to. “Uh, I mean ao uh for class today Deadpool wanted us to uhmm.” Sora paused to look through the papers and hand outs really quick.

“Interrogations and enhanced interrogation techniques. What the heck’re those?” He paused again and read through them all paying more attention to detail. “Oh man!” Sora groaned, his face going red.

“So yah, um here are some hand outs about the different kind of interrogation.” He said passing out the first two. “Deadpool wanted us to pair up with each other and practice uhm what’s in the first two hand outs, and then I really think the third one is just for our reference. He left explicit notes that no one was supposed to do anything on the third hand out, okay? He’s really serious about that!”

Sora was such a horrible liar.

[Wait for ocd plz]

Comments

Interrogation!

[key-of-heart.livejournal.com]

Do you thing in twos or threes.

Re: Interrogation!

[rebelheartalien.livejournal.com]

Michael glanced around for someone to work with.

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[intraspective]

"I have to tell you," Ino said, slipping into the seat next to him, "that I'll probably be pretty dismal at this."

Re: Interrogation!

[rebelheartalien.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, I'm not so good at it either", he admitted. "Without getting into the stuff Sora doesn't want us to think about, anyway."

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[intraspective]

Ino glanced at the handouts. "Sadly," she admitted, "the one he doesn't want us to think about is the one that makes the most sense to me. We don't have police the way this world does back home."

Re: Interrogation!

[rebelheartalien.livejournal.com]

"We do. Pretty much everywhere, and they're not supposed to do stuff like this in the West."

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[intraspective]

"Well," she pointed out, "the first two sheets don't sound very effective against ninja, really. I'm guessing though that they're more effective on civilians. And at one point we had a police force, but they were annihilated and we just never got around to rebuilding it."

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[rebelheartalien.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, and we don't actually have any real ninja in my world. Probably."

Re: Interrogation!

[intraspective]

That made her grin. "You never know," she said lightly, "considering most people would say your world doesn't have aliens either."

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[rebelheartalien.livejournal.com]

"True." He grinned back.

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[intraspective]

"Alright," she looked at the handouts, "you want to try? Or should we just come up with conspiracy theories about where Deadpool-san is?"

Ino clearly thought the second option was more interesting.

Re: Interrogation!

[rebelheartalien.livejournal.com]

"I think we should make up conspiracy theories and sell them to the squirrels."

Re: Interrogation!

[intraspective]

"That works for me," she said, "I mean, the simplest explanation is that he's out sick, but that's a boring explanation."

And with his healing factor Ino wasn't sure Deadpool could get sick.

Re: Interrogation!

[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

Lana looked around for someone to pair with.

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[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

John spotted Lana and joined her. "Interrogation, eh?"

Re: Interrogation!

[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

"Yeah," Lana said, still looking a bit glum. "Want to be my partner?"

Re: Interrogation!

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

"Sure," John said, hoping to get a smile out of her. "Just promise no water torture."

Re: Interrogation!

[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

"No promises," she said with a smile. "Seems to me you'd be a hard one to crack."

Re: Interrogation!

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

"I don't have much to hide," he replied. "What are we supposed to be finding out, anyways?"

Re: Interrogation!

[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

"No idea," Lana said with a grin. "I suppose we could try to find out each other's deepest darkest secrets."

Re: Interrogation!

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

"So, Lana, what's your deepest, darkest secret?" John asked, getting a pencil ready.

Re: Interrogation!

[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

Lana pointed to the handout about staying silent and mimed zipping her lips.

Re: Interrogation!

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

"Well that makes it difficult," John said thoughtfully. "Okay, how about we start with something simple. How do you take your coffee?"

Re: Interrogation!

[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

"Yes and terribly boring," Lana agreed. "I like my coffee light and sweet."

Re: Interrogation!

[senor-chado.livejournal.com]

Yeah, this was going to go well. Because Chad was just so good at this sort of thing. Either way, though, he looked around for a partner.