fandomhigh | Criminal Justice (As Taught By A Criminal) - Period 3

It had been quite a while into class and Deadpool hadn’t shown up yet. Even though he was a little nervous about it, as TA, Sora took it upon himself to teach the class in Deadpool’s place.

It’s what he’d want him to do, right?

Going over to his desk Sora rummaged through the papers there trying to find some sort of lesson plan or hand out or something for them to do!

There was lots of papers just doodled with things that Sora didn’t want to think too much about before he finally came across the right thing.

“ALRIGHT!” He shouted more loudly than he meant to. “Uh, I mean ao uh for class today Deadpool wanted us to uhmm.” Sora paused to look through the papers and hand outs really quick.

“Interrogations and enhanced interrogation techniques. What the heck’re those?” He paused again and read through them all paying more attention to detail. “Oh man!” Sora groaned, his face going red.

“So yah, um here are some hand outs about the different kind of interrogation.” He said passing out the first two. “Deadpool wanted us to pair up with each other and practice uhm what’s in the first two hand outs, and then I really think the third one is just for our reference. He left explicit notes that no one was supposed to do anything on the third hand out, okay? He’s really serious about that!”

Sora was such a horrible liar.

[~~Wait for ocd plz~~]

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"Yeah, I'm not so good at it either", he admitted. "Without getting into the stuff Sora doesn't want us to think about, anyway."

Ino glanced at the handouts. "Sadly," she admitted, "the one he doesn't want us to think about is the one that makes the most sense to me. We don't have police the way this world does back home."

"We do. Pretty much everywhere, and they're not supposed to do stuff like this in the West."

"Well," she pointed out, "the first two sheets don't sound very effective against ninja, really. I'm guessing though that they're more effective on civilians. And at one point we had a police force, but they were annihilated and we just never got around to rebuilding it."

"Yeah, and we don't actually have any real ninja in my world. Probably."

That made her grin. "You never know," she said lightly, "considering most people would say your world doesn't have aliens either."

"True." He grinned back.

"Alright," she looked at the handouts, "you want to try? Or should we just come up with conspiracy theories about where Deadpool-san is?"

Ino clearly thought the second option was more interesting.

"I think we should make up conspiracy theories and sell them to the squirrels."

"That works for me," she said, "I mean, the simplest explanation is that he's out sick, but that's a boring explanation."

And with his healing factor Ino wasn't sure Deadpool could get sick.

"Also he'd have got someone to bring a message, probably. Or called the principal."

"You never know for sure though, I mean, it is Deadpool-san." Ino was a wee bit dubious about him calling in a message. "Maybe he just hasn't woken up yet?"

Which was, wow, really lazy.

"It's third period", Michael said doubtfully. "And he's never done that before."

"It's just an idea," Ino said, frowning, "though it is pretty weird for him. What do you think's happened?"

"Maybe the squirrels are holding him hostage for rum."

That got a bubbling laugh. "You think Deadpool-san can't handle a bunch of squirrels?"

"We don't know what the squirrels here can do", Michael said darkly.

"Well, yeah, but they're squirrels. Sneaky and rum-obsessed doesn't mean that they could take out Deadpool-san. Deadpool-san's crazy strong."

"There's a lot of them out there", he countered.

"I still think they'd go after an easier target than Deadpool-san though..."

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"Maybe they thought he was worth more. Or they like a challenge."

"Maybe someone bribed the squirrels with rum to kidnap him! Like, Deadpool-san's bodyweight in rum. They'd probably think tha was worth the effort for sure."

Michael grinned.

"Now you're getting it."

"That'd be a lot of rum though," Ino said, still trying to work through the logistics of this, "can you imagine how drunk they'd get off that much? Can squirrels get alcohol poisoning?"