Interactive Religion [Tuesday, February 12]

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When the students met again, they were in a room with a series of low tables and pillows to sit on.

"We're going to discuss the Tao some more today," Biff said, going from table to table as he poured out steaming cups of tea. "When Josh and I were in Afghanistan, the crazy magi there was convinced that we would eventually discover the path to immortality. Josh studied philosophy. I studied the subtle manipulation of the elements--alchemy."

He waved his hand towards the cups of tea. "Drink up."

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[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

With your most innocent icon!

Drink the tea and listen to the lecture!

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

Mmm. Tea. Which is totally not poisoned in any way by the subtle manipulator of the elements.

Wait a minute...

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

If you drink the tea, you will soon discover that you are completely paralyzed. You can still blink, though.

Biff has decided that it'd be easier to lecture if no one can talk back, and he's now lecturing from the Book of the Divine Elixirs or the Nine Tripods of the Yellow Emperor. It's surprisingly interesting.

Not that you have a choice, if your paralyzed.

WTF BLUE?!

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

And Biff, naturally, has to keep himself entertained while he's lecturing.

So he's painted all of the faces of the paralyzed students bright blue. You look good blue!

Good thing, too. It's going to take about a day for it to wear off.

Talk to the TA!

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

If you can still talk! Or he can.

Talk to Biff

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

Probably after you've been unparalyzed at the end of class.

OOC

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

Biff's canon is crack. If you choose to be paralyzed, Biff will give you the antidote at the end of class and your character will have the feeling of pins-and-needles for about an hour afterwards.

The blue face paint will last for as long as you'd like, but it would stick around for at least a day, depending on the frequency of washings :)

If you choose not to be paralyzed and blue, that's fine, too, but Biff won't let you stick around the class for not following that first instruction.

Yes, I'm out of my mind.