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Interactive Religion [Tuesday, February 12]

When the students met again, they were in a room with a series of low tables and pillows to sit on.

"We're going to discuss the Tao some more today," Biff said, going from table to table as he poured out steaming cups of tea. "When Josh and I were in Afghanistan, the crazy magi there was convinced that we would eventually discover the path to immortality. Josh studied philosophy. I studied the subtle manipulation of the elements--alchemy."

He waved his hand towards the cups of tea. "Drink up."

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If you drink the tea, you will soon discover that you are completely paralyzed. You can still blink, though.

Biff has decided that it'd be easier to lecture if no one can talk back, and he's now lecturing from the Book of the Divine Elixirs or the Nine Tripods of the Yellow Emperor. It's surprisingly interesting.

Not that you have a choice, if your paralyzed.

Seely was glaring at Biff...or at least attempting to.

Karal...couldn't move.

Somehow, he wasn't at all surprised. Vkandis Sunlord, why does he do these things?

He waited patiently - not that he had much choice in the matter - trusting that, no matter how bizarre Biff was, it would wear off.

Or Altra would come back and deal with the problem.

If he could have, Karal would have smiled at that thought. Instead, he just sat there (again, no choice) and let the words wash over him.

Edited 2008-02-12 09:32 (UTC)

Rikku would have been making this face, except that Rikku couldn't make this face, being paralyzed and all.

Sure, the one time she trusts the stupid religion class and he pulls this crap.

She would also be seething, if she could seethe.

After getting over the initial shock of being paralyzed and realizing it was so no one could run away during the lecture (at least in Jamie's opinion), Jamie fell asleep.

Romeo did not like this at ALL. He spent the rest of the lecture fighting a rising panic, and waiting for unconsciousness and death.

Andrew didn't really hear a single word of the lecture.

Where are all the vengeance demons when you want one, he thought.

Aravis had never really wanted to kill a teacher. But now she did, interestingly. Of course, she couldn't move.

She just hoped Seely never found out Biff had managed it. She imagined this would be very useful for the instances in which her temper got the best of her.

Reno's urge to kill was rising.

Which, really, wasn't doing him any good at all, given that he couldn't move.

Billy was not paralyzed, and since he'd only just recently finished being confined to a wheelchair, once he realized what had happened, he was glad he hadn't.

Biff pointed towards the door. "The rest of the class isn't for you if you can't follow instructions."

Billy shrugged. "Unquestioning obedience comes to no good end. Apparently." he waved towards the others.

And he gathered his notebook and headed for the door.

Edited 2008-02-13 01:35 (UTC)

Biff rolled his eyes. He didn't miss being a teenager at all.

"Nice trick by the way." Billy tossed over his shoulder. "Have fun."

Sam definitely would have bitchfaced if he could move. He was definitely missing Vala's religion class right now.

This sucked. A lot. Katara would have been yelling or at least just freezing Biff where he stood. Except that she couldn't move. So she just listened. It was interesting actually.

Inara was Not Pleased. Interested, yes. Pleased? No.

Not that she could say or do anything in protest or reaction, of course.

Also, she'd have to ask about the type of poison later.

Edited 2008-02-13 02:02 (UTC)

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