fandomhigh | Fandom High Welcome Picnic, Front Lawn of the School, All Day: Part I

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Fandom High Welcome Picnic, Front Lawn of the School, All Day: Part I

The weather was thankfully behaving, so it was fairly warm outside as everything was set up for the picnic. Tables and chairs had been set up, and there was plenty of food and drinks, along with nametags, and two signs: one listing the Big Sibling/Little Sibling pairings, and another listing rooms and roommates for the new students.

[~~WAIT FOR THE OCD PLEASE.~~ OCD IS UP, HAVE AT IT. This is part one of the picnic, for specifically meeting siblings, roommates, and teachers. The rest of the picnic is happening here and here, in an effort to keep browsers from breaking for as long as possible. *g*]

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"Ah, that kind of bad thing," Bond replied, nodding. Much easier to deal with, at least in the sense witnesses could be taken care of with it being traced back to him.

Eying the narrative warily, Deadpool decided to let this one slip. But the next time he read narrative about killing people, he was saying something.

If it was people he liked alive.

But only then.

"And watch out for the squirrels, they gather news."

If Bond could read narrative he might have pointed out he wasn't that much of an amateur that he needed to leap straight to killing when there were options like organising transfers to Siberia, but since he couldn't, instead he just nodded.

"Squirrel reporters, that makes as much sense as anything else that's happened today."

Which was good as if Bond could read the narrative, Deadpool's world would be spinning wildly out of control. Black would be white, up would be down.... you get the picture.

Sometimes he missed not knowing this was all some game for the amusement of others. And then he usually watched more of the Fivehead to forget.

"At least you missed the magical plaaaaaaaaaaaague."

"Magical plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaague?" He didn't know why, but it just seemed proper to elongate the a like that.

Because Jimmy really was going to fit right in.

"I kinda stopped paying attention to the how and why, but we got shut off from everything off island for a while, which wasn't fun." And there were other much less fun parts of it, but Jimmy was new and didn't need to get the emo of the island thrown at him so soon.

Deadpool would give him at least a week.

Considering how well he was not dealing with his own new emo, Bond would no doubt appreciate the breathing room. "I can imagine."

Deadpool would suggest repression. Because it worked so damn well for him.

"And the evil principal that tried to kill us," He continued. "Oh! And that one time we had these wee little penguins. I loved those penguins."

Bond was a long-time fan of repression, nevermind that it had gotten him sent here in the first place.

"I take it the principal has been replaced?" He was just going to assume that it was a platonic love between man and aquatic bird, since the alternative didn't bear thinking about.

"They were the best flightless water fowl army a merc could ask for," He continued, sniffling a little. "Oh, of course. The normal one was gone having a baby."

A penguin army? That was definitely something to consider. "I'm sure that they think of you every time they do manoeuvres."

"Awww, thanks Jimmy." And yes, he was going to keep calling him that until he was corrected or hit. "Whatcha teachin'?"

"You're welcome, and I really would prefer James if you wouldn't mind," Bond said, sure he wouldn't have to resort to anything quite so crass as physical violence over that blasted name...yet. "Driver's Education. And yourself?"

He was fairly sure M was responsible for that detail too. Or Villiers, the little git.

That would most certainly be puppy eyes there. Jimmy had that certain je ne sais quoi. "Hey, I taught that my first time here." Deadpool gave him a sympathetic pat on the shoulder. "Booze. Lots of it. You'll need it when they drive."

Bond wasn't exactly sure how puppy eyes could be conveyed through a full face mask, and yet, there they were. "However, I'm sure the occasional Jimmy never did any harm," he said, sure he was going to regret it.

"I had rather imagined there might be a need for it." At the very least, it would give a practical lesson on the dangers of drink driving..

Deadpool was very talented at conveying emotions through the mask. Like now and how gleeful he was over the Jimmy.

"If you have someone named Demyx in your class, run. Run a lot and never stop until the horrible trauma of your car being killed by a giant wave goes away."

Beset by memories of that poor Aston Martin back in Montenegro, Bond now reached over to pat Deadpool on the shoulder. "Oh, you poor man."

"Don't these people understand that cars can't be treated like that?" Deadpool asked, cursing the any gods nearby. Because he could.

"It's criminal, that's what it is," Bond agreed. "Heathens the lot of them."

Deadpool nodded seriously. "And don't let some of the teachers drive either. Some of them are even worse it it."

"Who can you be worse than destroying a car with a wave? Not that I'm entirely sure I want to know."

"Well it wasn't technically their fault, but the car exploded while I was out with them and I'm pretty sure punching someone wasn't enough for that kind of murder attempt, so... I'mma just blame them."

"And that's a perfectly reasonable response."

"Thank you! You understand!" He grinned again. "Aww, you're gonna be the best teaching buddy ever!"

Bond smiled back. "I'm glad you think so."

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