http://spacepiratevala.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] spacepiratevala.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2007-10-07 11:31 pm

Comparative Religions--Monday, Period #3, Class #5

Vala was not in a good mood as the students entered, which might have something to do with her torn clothing, leaves and twigs in her hair, and general dirtiness. Or possibly with the fact that she'd missed the opportunity to chaperone Homecoming in a gorgeous dress because she'd spent the weekend up in a tree.

It was probably better not to ask.

"Today, we're studying Christianity, that most noble of religions whose first few generations of believers started off by being oppressed and brutalized and ostracized by both the Jews and the Romans, only to turn around and return the favor once they became the dominant religion on the planet. As with Judaism, this is a monotheistic religion, except for that there's discussion of the Holy Trinity, which is confusing because I thought a trinity was a combination of ingredients. I guess that goes to show you that you can't trust the Food Network."

"Anyway, I started getting confused and a headache, but I have a TA who will be more than happy to talk to you about Christianity while I have a few hundred ibuprofen. There are also copies of the New Testament to read and discuss, as well as a slightly less reverent look at the religion."

"Take it away, Sam. Also, large dogs are a deterrent to a free economy. That is all."

Re: Sam Winchester answers your questions!

[identity profile] ecirpnellehada.livejournal.com 2007-10-08 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Adah didn't have any questions, but she certainly was peeking out from her head against the desk in her folded arms and listening with the utmost amusement. She was hoping for a trainwreck.
likethegun: (i'm looking over my shoulder)

Re: Sam Winchester answers your questions!

[personal profile] likethegun 2007-10-08 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
After he finished dealing with Dean, Sam happened to glance over at Adah, and saw her expression. He was glad at least one of them was enjoying the discussion.

Re: Sam Winchester answers your questions!

[identity profile] ecirpnellehada.livejournal.com 2007-10-08 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Any attempts to appear apologetic in response to that glance from him failed spectacularly; Adah almost had to bite into her arm to keep from laughing. She did, however, feel...a little bad; it wasn't his fault that she reveled in seeing anyone attempting to rationalize this ridiculousness, but she was making up for seventeen years of wanting to respond like this. She was pretty sure she wouldn't have to worry about physical violence or the Verse from Sam.