No-Nonsense Sexual Education - Monday, Period 1 (9AM-10AM) - [Week 2]

[mistressofblack.livejournal.com]

"Good morning, class," Lulu said, leaning against the front of her desk as they entered. "I hope you had a pleasant weekend." She gestured towards a doll-like figure that stood upon her desk beside her. "This is Onion Knight," she continued. "He may not look like much, but he is a good friend of mine, and will be assisting some in the class." The doll-like figure suddenly moved, waving at the class, before returning to an inert state.

"Today," Lulu continued, "as you may recall from the syllabus, we're going to discuss some of the basics of human sexual anatomy. I have prepared a packet for you detailing some of this information, which I trust you will find most informative.

"In this class, we're not going to discuss these organs in minute detail; certainly, it's important to understand your body when having sex, to help you understand your own reactions. However, we'll be spending just this one class on the specifics of anatomy, mostly to give you a basic grounding for our further topics."






[OOC: NSFW topics ahoy. The packets link to a lot of different reading (all from Wiki, so usual Wiki disclaimers re: accuracy apply), so feel free to read or skim as much or as little as you'd like -- although you may be surprised to find you learn something yourself. ;) Please wait for OCD is up!]

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Sign In

[mistressofblack.livejournal.com]

Collapsibly! With your best shirtless/nekkid icon, if you have one.

Re: Sign In

[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

River Tam

During the Lecture

[mistressofblack.livejournal.com]

Blush, flail, listen attentively. Chat, too, if you must.

Re: During the Lecture

[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

River listened and didn't blush. However, the Onion Knight seemed to catch her attention more.

Re: During the Lecture

[isourking.livejournal.com]

There was blushing, red ears and a distinct desire from Ron to hide underneath the desk.

Re: During the Lecture

[death-of-hope.livejournal.com]

No flailing or blushing from Anemone. She was far too busy trying to get a good look at the Onion Knight, and wondering if Miss Lulu would let him play with Gulliver sometime.

Re: During the Lecture

[sixstandingby.livejournal.com]

Gavin was listening but chose instead to focus on his desk. It was fascinating, really.

Re: During the Lecture

[inthereflexes.livejournal.com]

Jack was a bit red in the face and in the ears. So he spent the class alternating between looking around trying to find a place to hide and being macho like he knew this already.

Re: During the Lecture

[the_merriest]

Rikku waved to the Onion Knight, grinning.

Re: During the Lecture

[morpherboy.livejournal.com]

Marco was kind of distracted by the Onion Knight from actually hearing the lecture.

Re: During the Lecture

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Sokka was grinning broadly and trying (and failing) to not look like an idiot.

Re: During the Lecture

[ambassadorinara.livejournal.com]

Inara had never been so relieved by a lecture topic in her life, and made sure to take many notes. It was a good review.

Re: During the Lecture

[snow-white-boy.livejournal.com]

This was mostly a good review for Haku, but a review was never a bad thing!

Look Through the Packets

[mistressofblack.livejournal.com]

Onion Knight is passing them out, even though the stack is taller than he is. Any questions about what's in there? Ask Lulu, she'll be happy to answer. Feel free to discuss with your peers, too. Or boggle at Onion Knight, too, if you want.

Re: Look Through the Packets

[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

River read through the packet with curiosity, although most of it wasn't new to her. She'd had a brother with plenty of anatomy books, after all.

Re: Look Through the Packets

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Just looking at the anatomy packets was enough to reinstate Turtle's thinking that she couldn't understand why anyone would want to have sex ever with parts designed like that.

Re: Look Through the Packets

[sixstandingby.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, there was some blushing going on when Gavin read through the packets. Honestly, he had no trouble going to war, killing the enemy but discussion of body parts made him blush like nothing else.

Re: Look Through the Packets

[isourking.livejournal.com]

Ron's eyes were as big as saucers as he looked at the packets. He might have let out a muffled "Eep" at one point when he was turning the pages.

Re: Look Through the Packets

[death-of-hope.livejournal.com]

Anemone was reading through the packets with interest. These were great! Besides, having packets meant she didn't need to take notes that she'd have to try and decipher later.

Re: Look Through the Packets

[southernbender.livejournal.com]

Katara watched the Onion Knight with interest. Possibly so much interest that she didn't actually look at the packet. That might have been intentional.

Re: Look Through the Packets

[the_merriest]

Ooooh, packets. Rikku was flipping through them carefully, completely engrossed in the subject matter.

Further Questions

[mistressofblack.livejournal.com]

Want to know something about your body that's not in the packet? Ask away!

Pester the TA

[mistressofblack.livejournal.com]

After she pings in, yo.

Re: Pester the TA

[the_merriest]

Rikku was here. Possibly trying to chat with the Onion Knight.

Talk to Lulu

[mistressofblack.livejournal.com]

She's around after class for all your Lulu needs.

OOC

[mistressofblack.livejournal.com]

Wiki is far, far too addictive.

Re: OOC

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

...And it's at this point in my ninth-grade sex ed class that a girl in the back of the room looked at the diagram of the penis, raised her hand, and said "excuse me, it's bigger than that." *headdesk*