Stabbing People for Fun and Profit: Mercenary Work for Beginners, Monday, Period 4

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

There was a more subdued happy bounce over teaching teenagers how to be mercenaries today. It was the last class period after all. That might explain the large selection of pastries laid out for the consumption of the students. When they all arrived, Deadpool started his lecture.

"I hope you all had fun on the trip and finally got all that paint off. And also? Two thumbs up for excellent paint fighting skills!"This was, of course, accompanied by the mentioned gesture. "Today is a sad day, however, as it is the last day of this class. Yes, yes, I know. Tears and rending of garments all around. But don't worry kids, you'll find a way to move on with your lives. And maybe, just maybe, you'll be able to use these skills for important things."

Pause.

"Like hiding embarrassing things in your friends apartment so they won't find them until an inopportune moment. Which I haven't at all and you can't say I did!"

Oh yes, there was something shifty going on there, but then again, when wasn't there something shifty with Deadpool?

He grinned at them, bouncing a little again. "I'm going to miss this class! I hope to see you all again in the fall! Enjoy the food!"

[[Bleh! OCD! Wait! And have at it!]]

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[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

For the last tiiiiiime!

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[cantjossme.livejournal.com]

Melaka Fray

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Setsuna Sakurazaki

During the lecture

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Which was, yet again, less a lecture and more a strange tangent about things that don't necessarily make sense.

Re: During the lecture

[cantjossme.livejournal.com]

Mel really didn't pay attention. She was gobbling the free food.

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[bound2blade.livejournal.com]

Setsuna might have been listening with...mild amusement. At least a small grin on her face, though, which was saying something.

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[sixstandingby.livejournal.com]

Gavin so wasn't mentioning that he still had some paint in places that could be hidden by clothing. Stupid paint.

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[girlzippo.livejournal.com]

Pastries yay! Charlie was half-relieved the class was over, and half-proud she survived. Go her.

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[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

Alec looked disappointed, but, well, there was always food to alleviate the pain.

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[snow-white-boy.livejournal.com]

Strangely enough, Haku was going to miss this class. Deadpool was entertaining if nothing else.

Re: During the lecture

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

He had been terrified when it started, but now that it was over? Sokka was going to miss this class.

He may have been sniffling a bit.

Re: During the lecture

[henryoredward.livejournal.com]

Edward was really going to miss this class. But he promised to continue Deadpool's moral lessons until he either died or got bored.
Given his opinion of the lessons, Edward actually suspected the former.

FOOD!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Not even poisoned food!

...

Probably.

Re: FOOD!

[bound2blade.livejournal.com]

Setsuna nibbled modestly here and there, secretly thankful there wasn't a last-class assignment. If there were, she'd want to put as much as she could into it, but wouldn't be able to with her wound.

Re: FOOD!

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

Seely dug in. Yay food!

Re: FOOD!

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

Donuts and fritters and tasty tasty danishes!

It's a good thing Alec was immune to most poisons. If the food had been poisoned, anyway.

Re: FOOD!

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

FOOD!!!!

Sokka grabbed a boatload of pastries and started gobbling away.

Re: FOOD!

[blackmagic-eve.livejournal.com]

Food, woo!

Eve loaded up a plate with identifiable pastries -- because some just looked odd -- and started nibbling.

Talk to the Teacher

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

He had a pie, he was happy.

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[bound2blade.livejournal.com]

Toward the end of class, before heading back to work, Setsuna went to go speak with Deadpool. "I never really did get a chance to think you," she said, rather...surprised by how easily she said it, but, hey, she figured she should.

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[girlzippo.livejournal.com]

"Thanks for teaching this class, Professor Deadpool. I learned a lot." A little knowledge being a dangerous thing. "And, um. You didn't ever leave a phone message for me, about a week and a half ago, did you?"

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[bookyeve.livejournal.com]

Evie had a little pink sockpuppet decorated with glitter on her hand as she went to visit Professor Deadpool.

"Bon jour!"

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[snow-white-boy.livejournal.com]

Haku nodded to Deadpool. "It's been a pleasure professor. I've learned a lot."

Okay, that was kind of a lie, but he did learn that he didn't like guns!

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[sound-loyalty.livejournal.com]

"Can I convince you to get me a sniper rifle, or should I go about finding out how to do it myself?" Kabuto asked, smiling at Deadpool. It was not a good smile.

OOC

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

You guys all rocked so much this class. Thank you for making it crazy fun!