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There was a more subdued happy bounce over teaching teenagers how to be mercenaries today. It was the last class period after all. That might explain the large selection of pastries laid out for the consumption of the students. When they all arrived, Deadpool started his lecture.

"I hope you all had fun on the trip and finally got all that paint off. And also? Two thumbs up for excellent paint fighting skills!"This was, of course, accompanied by the mentioned gesture. "Today is a sad day, however, as it is the last day of this class. Yes, yes, I know. Tears and rending of garments all around. But don't worry kids, you'll find a way to move on with your lives. And maybe, just maybe, you'll be able to use these skills for important things."

Pause.

"Like hiding embarrassing things in your friends apartment so they won't find them until an inopportune moment. Which I haven't at all and you can't say I did!"

Oh yes, there was something shifty going on there, but then again, when wasn't there something shifty with Deadpool?

He grinned at them, bouncing a little again. "I'm going to miss this class! I hope to see you all again in the fall! Enjoy the food!"

[[~~Bleh! OCD! Wait!~~ And have at it!]]

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"Okay then." Deadpool paused. "What the hell are you thanking me for?"

"Oh! That's right!" Setsuna said, opening her mouth as if ready to go into it, but then pulling back with a frown. "Now I'm not so sure I want to."

"Good, because that might very well throw off the delicate balance of the earth."

Setsuna grunted slightly. "Either way," she said, "I have enjoyed being the TA for this class and I...appreciate the opportunity." That was as close to a 'thank you' she was going to give after all that.

Which really did make it better because an actual thanks would make things all awkward and he'd have to call her a lesbian again to make everything status quo.

"And you were an excellent T.A." He shifted uncomfortably and poked at his pie. "Thank you. Did you get any pie? It's really good!"

It would make everything awkward. Setsuna gave him a brief, steady look to acknowledge that she was glad he felt she'd done well and to recognize the quiet thanks without actually, you know, making it obvious that she'd heard it or that he had said it. They rather did have a system of doing this, didn't they? Wouldn't want to mess it up by being all openly grateful and personable or anything.

Setsuna nodded. "I did get some pie, yes. It was good. But I suppose I should be getting back to work now." She'd done what she needed to.

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