Sex Ed the GOB Bluth Way #2, Monday, Period 3

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By the main campfire, a several tables with stools were set up.

When everyone had shown up and taken a seat, GOB smiled. "Hello, class. It's been brought to my attention that some of you don't think I have any idea what I'm talking about when it comes to sex. I'll have you know that I have at least one son who worships the ground I walk on and probably a few more kids that I've never even heard about."

"With that out of the way," GOB said, even though he didn't really need a segue for reasons that should be fairly obvious, "let's move to a subject that I know a lot about: getting a potential sexual partner drunk. Or as I like to call it, ."

"Now, at least one person in this class thinks that the suggestion that any of you are attractive is wrong, so booze is pretty much only shot any of you have with her. Try to figure out who little miss diva is. If you can identify her to me before the end of class, you'll get some extra credit!"

"Booze is the great equalizer. When someone is way too hot for you, or too stuck up, or otherwise kind of a bitch but you want to get into his or her pants anyway, the best way to do this is to get them drunk. This works best if you're both at a bar."

"The direct method to getting someone drunk if you're just meeting them is to walk up to them, try some sort of line to chat them up, then offer to buy them a drink. Bad lines include 'Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!' and 'Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?' That one makes them think you think they're a prostitute. If she's not a prostitute, she will take offense to that. A guy will probably take the money."

"If you're a chicken, you can always have the bartender just bring your target a drink and make sure he points you out. If your target gives any indication that they appreciate the gesture, don't be a wuss. Walk over there and start talking. You don't necessarily have to use a line here, but if you have a good one it can't hurt too much."

"A riskier method is to scope out somebody who's already had a few and try to swoop in and pick them up. If this interrupts somebody else trying to get them drunk, you might have a fight on your hands. If the person was just getting themselves plastered, you may be dealing with a depressed person. If it's the right kind of depression, though, you're in. Being a rebound can be a lot of fun."

"You can also try to get a person drunk by throwing a drink at their face and hoping they swallow enough of it to make a difference, but that usually doesn't work," GOB said. He probably wasn't being serious.

"It works the other way, too. Are you way too attractive or bitchy for people like little miss perfect? Do you still want to get some action despite this? Get yourself drunk and see who you end up with at the end of the night. It's not always the best way of doing things -" GOB knew that well, "- but it keeps things interesting."

"For today's activity, you're going to try to get somebody drunk. Since this is a school thing, I can't actually give you booze according to a nasty letter the dean of students sent me, but we have various non-alcoholic drinks to make up for that and you can pretend it's actual booze. Four of you will sit at one of these tables and have anything you want to drink. My assistant Tino will be playing the part of a bartender."

"Everyone else will be able to walk up to as many people they want and try to score through fake alcoholic bribery. Bug Tino to give them something. Walk up and chat them up. If you can get them to have two drinks or agree to leave their seat with you, you win. If they stop accepting your drinks or tell you to go away, you lose. Simple as that."

"Now let's get some people fake drunk!"

[OOC: Anyone looking to get the extra credit by outing she who thinks she's better than everyone else can do so in the Talk to GOB thread.

Also, there is no extra credit.

Standard availability applies.]

Comments

Activity! Get Someone Drunk!

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

As stated in the post, the rules are like this: four of you sit down and can order any non-alcoholic drink you want to start with from the moddable Tino (just so that you're not a crazy person sitting at a bar with nothing, just waiting for people to buy you something). The rest of you get to go to any and all of these sitting people that you want to try to get them to accept two drinks. You can take any of the methods GOB mentioned in the lecture to get them to accept those drinks. Tino is fully moddable to you, too.

If the sitting person says no to either drink or just tells you to go away, you're done. Move on. If the sitting person accepts the second drink or a direct offer of going to dance/get out of here/make out/etc, you win. If you are a sitting person and accept either of those things, please continue to sit down for anyone else who wants to try to score. You can always actually hook up with a charming person after class.

Please only take one of the sitting positions if you'll be around a good amount of time to answer pings.

Bar 1

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

If there is a volunteer would like to have people try to get you fake drunk and have the time to accept advances, sit down now.

Re: Bar 1

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

Johnny sat down and ordered a coke. This? he thought, should be interesting.

Re: Bar 1

[senor-chado.livejournal.com]

If word got around that Chad was buying drinks for other hot guys, he could potentially get in a lot of trouble. But...it was a class excersize and he'd always tried to have been a good student, and Chad hoped he could stick with that as an excuse for what he was thinking instead of what happened the last time he bought guys drinks...

...True, those drinks had been extremely potent in their alcoholic content, but those were good memories. And that's why....er, not why! He had to stick to the class excuse!...he had Tino bring Johnny another Coke, from 'that really big Mexican fellow with the Japanese eyes.' and then got ready to flash the thumbs up when Johnny looked his way.

Totally for class exercise. Totally.

Re: Bar 1

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

Johnny looked over at Chad and grinned amusingly, then he lifted the coke he already had and shrugged his shoulders in a 'Thanks man, but I've already got one' sort of way.

...and just to make the excerise a little more interesting? He took off his shirt.

Re: Bar 1

[senor-chado.livejournal.com]

Which just left Chad a little confused because, while the drink wasn't accepted, he was pretty sure that right there was a win.

Partial win, at any rate. True, it wasn't like Johnny seemed too terribly fond of clothes in general, but getting a guy from shirtless to hel-lo that quickly was impressive, right?

"Seriously, man," once Johnny's first Coke had nearly been emptied, Chad slapped a hand of camaraderie on his very naked shoulder. "Lemme get you another one. You look like you could use it."

...Hey, that had worked that one night, although, that one night, it was sincere, but this was for class.

Re: Bar 1

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

"Do I?" Johnny smirked and considered the really big Mexican for a moment. How easy should he make this? Chad was well mannered and was hardly invasive. Johnny decided he would make the first drink easy.

"Thanks, man, I would appreciate another Coke."

Re: Bar 1

[senor-chado.livejournal.com]

"Awesome," Chad said, and had Tino bring over two, one for Johnny, one for himself, and figured, hey, not too bad, first drink down and one shirt off. "So, what's up, man?" Chad said as the Cokes arrived, lifting his chin.

Re: Bar 1

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

Johnny wondered how well he would be able to pull off this fake drunk stuff. He liked to drink beer, but rarely did he ever get drunk. Reaching for his second Coke, he took a good swallow, then answered Chad. "Not much, man, just sitting back feeling as though I don't have a care in the world. What about you?"

Bar 2

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

If there is a volunteer would like to have people try to get you fake drunk and have the time to accept advances, sit down now.

Re: Bar 2

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

Willow sat at the bar with a diet soda and waited for folks to approach her.

Re: Bar 2

[ambassadorinara.livejournal.com]

"Hello," Inara greeted her, carrying a glass of juice with her as she took a stool nearby (but not right next to) Willow.

Re: Bar 2

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

"Hi!" Willow waved. She wasn't sure if she was supposed to introduce herself yet.

Re: Bar 2

[ambassadorinara.livejournal.com]

"I'm Inara, and I'm new here," she introduced herself.

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[willbedone.livejournal.com]

This was easier to follow. "I'm Willow, and comparatively old here."

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[ambassadorinara.livejournal.com]

"Really? How long have you been here?" She asked, sipping her juice.

Re: Bar 2

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

"Since last summer," Willow said. "This is actually hitting a few one year anniversary marks for me. In terms of the calendar, not in terms of the class. I didn't take Becky's class last year."

Bar 3

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

If there is a volunteer would like to have people try to get you fake drunk and have the time to accept advances, sit down now.

Re: Bar 3

[turtle-techie.livejournal.com]

Donatello sat down and ordered a glass of orange juice, hoping very hard that no one would actually try hitting on him.

Re: Bar 3

[tiger-bouncer.livejournal.com]

Poor Donatello. Today really wasn't his day, was it?

Kou walked up to the bar next to him, ordering a Coke since they couldn't have alcohol. He glanced at Donatello and smiled. "..Can I get you another of whatever you're having?" he asked. Smooth. Real smooth.

Re: Bar 3

[turtle-techie.livejournal.com]

Donnie turned to look at Kou, surprised until he realized who he was. "Oh. Um. I'm actually not done with this one, so..."

Re: Bar 3

[tiger-bouncer.livejournal.com]

"All right. Offer still stands, though." Kou smiled, shaking his hair out of his eyes. Maybe it wasn't quite the assignment, but he'd found that it worked better to give the impression that he wasn't a complete jerkoff. Because he wasn't. Really.

Re: Bar 3

[turtle-techie.livejournal.com]

"Okay." Donnie smiled slightly. "You could have a seat until then, I guess."

Re: Bar 3

[tiger-bouncer.livejournal.com]

"If you don't mind," Kou said with a smile, sitting down on a stool next to Donnie and sipping his coke. "...This class really isn't what I expected."

Bar 4

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

If there is a volunteer would like to have people try to get you fake drunk and have the time to accept advances, sit down now.