Detention - The Danger Shop (January 27)

[ismyhairout.livejournal.com]

"You're all here because you're bad, bad little children." He looked at Deadpool. "And bad, bad little masked professors." He looked at the lottery winners. "Or because you have bad luck. Whatever. Shut up and get in the maze." He pointed to the rest of the Danger Shop, which was set up as a giant hedged labyrinth. "Leave any weapons you shouldn't have anyway over there," he looked pointedly at one or two of the detainees. No, just one really. "Take a packed lunch." He pointed to the bags. "You're gonna need it. Get in there, complete the four tasks along the way and get the prize off the thing guarding it. Or you could sit there and look like a girl and get detention again next week."

Dick Casablancas
Professor Deadpool
Molly Hayes
Billy Kessler
Blair Sandburg
Naomi Wildman
Sam Winchester
Zuko

[OOC: Awake again, and running late.]

Comments

Task 1: Slay the Nemean Lion

[ismyhairout.livejournal.com]

Hades' memory of the 12 labors of Hercules was a little...skewed. Instead of facing a lion, you find yourself face to paw with a giant gray stripey kitten.

The kitten blinks at you. "Mew?"

Defeat the kitty.

Re: Task 1: Slay the Nemean Lion

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"Awwww, big kitty!" Blair grinned upwards. "How cute."

Re: Task 1: Slay the Nemean Lion

[ismyhairout.livejournal.com]

The ferocious kitten leaned down and sniffed Blair, then started playfully batting at him. The little guy didn't know his (or her, I didn't look) own strength.

Re: Task 1: Slay the Nemean Lion

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"Oof." Blair got knocked over by way of giant kitty paw and tried to roll away. "Whoa there, kitty!"

Re: Task 1: Slay the Nemean Lion

[ismyhairout.livejournal.com]

The kitten nudged its prey with its nose. That vicious beast.

Re: Task 1: Slay the Nemean Lion

[likethegun]

"Awwww, are you a fierce kitty?" Sam asked, grinning. Scout was going to be mad at him for coming home with cat germs on him, but he'd deal with that when the time came.

Re: Task 1: Slay the Nemean Lion

[ismyhairout.livejournal.com]

"Mrowr," the kitten replied in the affirmative and swiped at Sam playfully.

Re: Task 1: Slay the Nemean Lion

[likethegun]

Sam backed up a little to try not getting knocked over, before going in to try to give the kitten some petting. "Um. Good kitty. Nice kitty. I'm not food or anything, really."

Re: Task 1: Slay the Nemean Lion

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

"Kitty!" squealed Dick in a totally masculine way. "Whoa. Big kitty."

Re: Task 1: Slay the Nemean Lion

[ismyhairout.livejournal.com]

The kitten leaned down and nudged Dick with its giant wet nose.

Re: Task 1: Slay the Nemean Lion

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

Dick fell to the ground, his shirt covered in cat snot. "Ewwww."

Re: Task 1: Slay the Nemean Lion

[bruiser-in-pink.livejournal.com]

"KITTY!" Molly said with a squee. "Awwwww, aren't you just the most adorable giant kitty EVER!"

Re: Task 1: Slay the Nemean Lion

[ismyhairout.livejournal.com]

The kitten crouched down and tilted its head at Molly.

Re: Task 1: Slay the Nemean Lion

[bruiser-in-pink.livejournal.com]

"Yes. Yous is just the sweetest baby ever aren't yous?" Molly said, slowly approaching the giant kitten with her hand extended.

Re: Task 1: Slay the Nemean Lion

[thebluespirit.livejournal.com]

Anything that big can't be good. Zuko doesn't wait for a second mew as he blasts some fire at the bearded cat sans beard's paws to keep it back.

Re: Task 1: Slay the Nemean Lion

[ismyhairout.livejournal.com]

The kitten skittered out of the way with a mrowr-yelp, then turned and hissed at Zuko.

Re: Task 1: Slay the Nemean Lion

[thebluespirit.livejournal.com]

Maybe pissing off the giant kitten wasn't a good idea, but Zuko wasn't known for making great decisions. He sent another burst of fire at the oversized thing, hoping to scare it off. "Shoo!"

Re: Task 1: Slay the Nemean Lion

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"That's one big... Damn it, can't make that joke. Too obvious. Want some catnip? Hmm? Pretty kitty?"

Re: Task 1: Slay the Nemean Lion

[ismyhairout.livejournal.com]

The kitten got down low and shimmied along the ground closer to Deadpool at the mention of catnip.

Re: Task 1: Slay the Nemean Lion

[l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com]

Billy raised an eyebrow. "Hi."

Re: Task 1: Slay the Nemean Lion

[ismyhairout.livejournal.com]

The kitten stared at Billy.

Re: Task 1: Slay the Nemean Lion

[l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com]

Billy looked around for something to toss the kitten for it to play with. Aside from him.

Re: Task 1: Slay the Nemean Lion

[ktarian-wildman.livejournal.com]

Naomi looked at the kitty for several seconds, finally she settled on, "um...hello?"

Re: Task 1: Slay the Nemean Lion

[ismyhairout.livejournal.com]

The kitten sat back on its haunches, raised its front paws and started waving them around as if to say 'Do you want karate?'

Re: Task 1: Slay the Nemean Lion

[ktarian-wildman.livejournal.com]

Naomi just blinked and stared.