Detention, The Danger Shop, 09.08.06

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

When the students walked into the shop, they would see The Tick standing at a podium that probably looked vaguely futuristic back in the mid-1990's: a rounded white plastic frame and clear plexiglass. There were lights and smoke in the background. Behind Tick was a large sign with the following names listed:

Teddy Altman
Seely Booth
John Connor
Hikaru Hitachiin
Kaoru Hitachiin
Jude Lizowski
Jamie Madrox
Peter Pevensie
Setsuna Sakurazaki
Ranma Saotome
River Tam
Naomi Wildman

When everyone was in the shop, the Tick pushed a button on the Danger Shop remote and spotlights started swinging around.

"Hello, detentioned students! I am The Tick, and I'm not only your Dean of Students, but today I am also your host for Detention Gladiators!" Tick stayed silent as a vaguely patriotic-sounding theme song played for thirty seconds.

"Today you'll be competing in four challenges that will test your mind, body, heart, and ability to think like a crazy person! Hopefully by the end of our time together you'll have learned your lesson - or in Naomi's case set a positive example since she did nothing wrong - and will be ready to move on to the next phase of your lives, without rule breaking!"

"And remember, the Shop is set up with extensive safety protocols! You're completely safe! Explosions won't be real, brutes won't actually hit hard, and the sheer power of the criminal mind won't overwhelm you!"

"SPOOOON!"

[OOC: You do not need to know who any of the hologram NPCs are, but you might enjoy it more if you do. Here's some info on them. This should be crack crack crack and more crack, for the record. Detention will run from approximately 9 AM EST to 5 PM EST, but you're free to go when you've completed all of the tasks. If it takes longer, I'm fine playing longer if you are. :)

I'll be around all day and available on AIM if you need to talk to me: bugofjustice.]

Comments

Re: Activity 1: A Test of the Heart!

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

Seely wasn't goign to mention it wasn't technically a date date. "Don't sound so surprised, English, not everyone at this school has a horsie kink," he said. "But if I didn't you might decide to anyone who sparks that temper of yours, and then where would the poor kids who can't defend themselves be?"

Re: Activity 1: A Test of the Heart!

[once-a-king.livejournal.com]

"Oh yes, Booth, you're a defender of the innocent, you are," Peter said sarcastically. "And I think anyone at this school can tell you my 'temper'" he gave a twist to the word. "is pretty much non-existant. Stop insulting girls, and we'll be fine."

Re: Activity 1: A Test of the Heart!

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

"We all do what we can Petey," Seely replied.

Re: Activity 1: A Test of the Heart!

[once-a-king.livejournal.com]

"Don't call me Petey."

Re: Activity 1: A Test of the Heart!

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

"Okay, English Pony."

Re: Activity 1: A Test of the Heart!

[once-a-king.livejournal.com]

Peter just shook his head. "Shut up, Booth."

Re: Activity 1: A Test of the Heart!

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

"Epony?"

Re: Activity 1: A Test of the Heart!

[once-a-king.livejournal.com]

"Should I be honoured that you have nothing better to do than make up silly names for me?" Peter asked. "I think I am."

Re: Activity 1: A Test of the Heart!

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

"Nah, I just bore easily."

Re: Activity 1: A Test of the Heart!

[once-a-king.livejournal.com]

"They do say that's the test of an idiot."