Study Hall - Monday, September 19th

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

Welcome to the study hall for Monday.

I spent yesterday in my tower room with a bottle of Captain Morgan and a carton of cigarettes and I haven't held a gun in twenty-four hours. Needless to say, I am not in the best of fuckin' moods, and the first student to try anything is getting detention. Hell, the first teacher to try anything with me may get detention.

*glares at students across the study hall teacher's desk, props her booted feet on the corner of the desk, and flashes a dirty look to everybody who walks past*

Your announcements for today:

-- As some of you who didn't already know may have found out this weekend, we do have werewolves on campus. The curfew is there for a reason, people. And on the nights of the full moon, you WILL be in your dorm rooms by the time the moon rises. No exceptions.

-- For anyone who may have missed it, homecoming's coming up soon. Also, fandomhitunes has arrived.

-- The door of locker 327 is stuck open and won't fucking shut. There's your warning.

-- The cafeteria will be serving any meal you ask for today on request, but please keep in mind that the cafeteria workers think someone poured a potion or something into one of the vats, and since they were pretty sure it wasn't hazardous, they went and started serving anyway. I really have to fire those fucking bastards sooner or later.

Jesus, I need a gun. *squirms*

Maybe if I just hold a water pistol, it'll take the edge off ...

Comments

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

Liz blushes. "I've got a date with Charlie Kawalsky. And Janet and I keep groping each other and making out at various points"

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Reaaaaallly." Temporarily distracted, Parker wondered how serious it was, then shrugged it away. "He doesn't have to be the only person you date, but make sure it doesn't look like you're playing anyone. All parties involved have to be informed. And hey, if you make out with Janet in public, and there are pictures, we can always sell them for funds."

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

Liz nods, her cheeks slightly red. "We'll see how the date goes first. Talk to O'Neill... he might be good for funding, as he's already got plans to sell any porn he can picture or tape"

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"While we're at it, why don't we have him draw pictures of you two kissing? I'm sure that'll bring in the kindergarten art critics vote."

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

*giggles* "The worrying thing is, that has the potential to actually be a voting section of this school"

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

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