ext_150768 (
principalconnor.livejournal.com) wrote in
fandomhigh2005-09-19 10:27 am
Study Hall - Monday, September 19th
Welcome to the study hall for Monday.
I spent yesterday in my tower room with a bottle of Captain Morgan and a carton of cigarettes and I haven't held a gun in twenty-four hours. Needless to say, I am not in the best of fuckin' moods, and the first student to try anything is getting detention. Hell, the first teacher to try anything with me may get detention.
*glares at students across the study hall teacher's desk, props her booted feet on the corner of the desk, and flashes a dirty look to everybody who walks past*
Your announcements for today:
-- As some of you who didn't already know may have found out this weekend, we do have werewolves on campus. The curfew is there for a reason, people. And on the nights of the full moon, you WILL be in your dorm rooms by the time the moon rises. No exceptions.
-- For anyone who may have missed it, homecoming's coming up soon. Also,
fandomhitunes has arrived.
-- The door of locker 327 is stuck open and won't fucking shut. There's your warning.
-- The cafeteria will be serving any meal you ask for today on request, but please keep in mind that the cafeteria workers think someone poured a potion or something into one of the vats, and since they were pretty sure it wasn't hazardous, they went and started serving anyway. I really have to fire those fucking bastards sooner or later.
Jesus, I need a gun. *squirms*
Maybe if I just hold a water pistol, it'll take the edge off ...
I spent yesterday in my tower room with a bottle of Captain Morgan and a carton of cigarettes and I haven't held a gun in twenty-four hours. Needless to say, I am not in the best of fuckin' moods, and the first student to try anything is getting detention. Hell, the first teacher to try anything with me may get detention.
*glares at students across the study hall teacher's desk, props her booted feet on the corner of the desk, and flashes a dirty look to everybody who walks past*
Your announcements for today:
-- As some of you who didn't already know may have found out this weekend, we do have werewolves on campus. The curfew is there for a reason, people. And on the nights of the full moon, you WILL be in your dorm rooms by the time the moon rises. No exceptions.
-- For anyone who may have missed it, homecoming's coming up soon. Also,
-- The door of locker 327 is stuck open and won't fucking shut. There's your warning.
-- The cafeteria will be serving any meal you ask for today on request, but please keep in mind that the cafeteria workers think someone poured a potion or something into one of the vats, and since they were pretty sure it wasn't hazardous, they went and started serving anyway. I really have to fire those fucking bastards sooner or later.
Jesus, I need a gun. *squirms*
Maybe if I just hold a water pistol, it'll take the edge off ...
