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principalconnor.livejournal.com) wrote in
fandomhigh2005-09-19 10:27 am
Study Hall - Monday, September 19th
Welcome to the study hall for Monday.
I spent yesterday in my tower room with a bottle of Captain Morgan and a carton of cigarettes and I haven't held a gun in twenty-four hours. Needless to say, I am not in the best of fuckin' moods, and the first student to try anything is getting detention. Hell, the first teacher to try anything with me may get detention.
*glares at students across the study hall teacher's desk, props her booted feet on the corner of the desk, and flashes a dirty look to everybody who walks past*
Your announcements for today:
-- As some of you who didn't already know may have found out this weekend, we do have werewolves on campus. The curfew is there for a reason, people. And on the nights of the full moon, you WILL be in your dorm rooms by the time the moon rises. No exceptions.
-- For anyone who may have missed it, homecoming's coming up soon. Also,
fandomhitunes has arrived.
-- The door of locker 327 is stuck open and won't fucking shut. There's your warning.
-- The cafeteria will be serving any meal you ask for today on request, but please keep in mind that the cafeteria workers think someone poured a potion or something into one of the vats, and since they were pretty sure it wasn't hazardous, they went and started serving anyway. I really have to fire those fucking bastards sooner or later.
Jesus, I need a gun. *squirms*
Maybe if I just hold a water pistol, it'll take the edge off ...
I spent yesterday in my tower room with a bottle of Captain Morgan and a carton of cigarettes and I haven't held a gun in twenty-four hours. Needless to say, I am not in the best of fuckin' moods, and the first student to try anything is getting detention. Hell, the first teacher to try anything with me may get detention.
*glares at students across the study hall teacher's desk, props her booted feet on the corner of the desk, and flashes a dirty look to everybody who walks past*
Your announcements for today:
-- As some of you who didn't already know may have found out this weekend, we do have werewolves on campus. The curfew is there for a reason, people. And on the nights of the full moon, you WILL be in your dorm rooms by the time the moon rises. No exceptions.
-- For anyone who may have missed it, homecoming's coming up soon. Also,
-- The door of locker 327 is stuck open and won't fucking shut. There's your warning.
-- The cafeteria will be serving any meal you ask for today on request, but please keep in mind that the cafeteria workers think someone poured a potion or something into one of the vats, and since they were pretty sure it wasn't hazardous, they went and started serving anyway. I really have to fire those fucking bastards sooner or later.
Jesus, I need a gun. *squirms*
Maybe if I just hold a water pistol, it'll take the edge off ...

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She pauses, and thinks some more. "I was arrested once, but it was in Africa, and it was all a misunderstanding. I just happened to be a white woman with brown hair.
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"How about you, Cuddy?" Parker says, turning to the potential President. "Anything you've done -- aside from interact with Max Fischer, which, hey, who hasn't-- that could detract on the campaign?"
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Although maybe if they did get hold of it, the AF could lock them up for it"no subject
Other than that, there is my history with Dr. House, but even if that comes out he'll have my back so it should be a non-issue."
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Parker frowns. "I've got enough enemies that we definitely need a few more people in on this. Otherwise people will vote against you two just to get back at *me*. That would be completely counter-productive."
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Parker rubbed her eyes. "I anticipate that someone-- if not the JA, but someone else-- will try to stuff the ballot boxes. It's not going to be us. But I'm going to look into getting protections on the ballots cast for *us*, so that they _stay_ cast for us. If you hear any good magic info, send it to me as soon as you can."
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[ooc: new top-down post, this is getting insane]