Study Hall - Monday, September 19th

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

Welcome to the study hall for Monday.

I spent yesterday in my tower room with a bottle of Captain Morgan and a carton of cigarettes and I haven't held a gun in twenty-four hours. Needless to say, I am not in the best of fuckin' moods, and the first student to try anything is getting detention. Hell, the first teacher to try anything with me may get detention.

*glares at students across the study hall teacher's desk, props her booted feet on the corner of the desk, and flashes a dirty look to everybody who walks past*

Your announcements for today:

-- As some of you who didn't already know may have found out this weekend, we do have werewolves on campus. The curfew is there for a reason, people. And on the nights of the full moon, you WILL be in your dorm rooms by the time the moon rises. No exceptions.

-- For anyone who may have missed it, homecoming's coming up soon. Also, fandomhitunes has arrived.

-- The door of locker 327 is stuck open and won't fucking shut. There's your warning.

-- The cafeteria will be serving any meal you ask for today on request, but please keep in mind that the cafeteria workers think someone poured a potion or something into one of the vats, and since they were pretty sure it wasn't hazardous, they went and started serving anyway. I really have to fire those fucking bastards sooner or later.

Jesus, I need a gun. *squirms*

Maybe if I just hold a water pistol, it'll take the edge off ...

Comments

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*stalks in, and sits down*

*pulls out a paperclip and a block of hardwood*

*straightens paperclip with teeth and uses it to start carving*

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

*sits down at table behind her*

*flicks crumpled up note at her head*

So, do you often think of stripping me naked (http://www.livejournal.com/users/psycho_barbie/4085.html?thread=22261#t22261)?

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*without turning around flicks reply back at Angelus's head*

Only when I'm stupid enough to eat at the cafeteria, and find myself in immediate need of purging.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

*flicks back*

I don't care what anyone else says. That outfit does not make you look fat. Besides, buliemia is never the answer. Tsk.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*holds hand to heart*

*flick*

And just so you know... your little performance problem doesn't make you any less of a man. Technology (http://www.seekwellness.com/mensexuality/penimpl.htm) these days is a wonderful thing.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

*flick*

Cal, I am impressed. Most girls would've looked at how each and every one of their lovers was not 'up with people' and assumed there was some kind of common denominator in the bedroom. It takes a strong woman to move beyond that. Kudos.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*reads note*

*falls out of chair laughing*

*drops reply in Angelus's lap as she leaves for class*

And I'm disappointed. You think I haven't heard variations of that old canard from every single would-be-stud who tried and failed to get me into his bed?

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

*Gives her a smirk as she goes.*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_gottahavefaith/]

Faith looks over at Callisto, who isn't looking to happy.
"Some people aren't taking this weapon ban too well," she mutters.

[scissors--.livejournal.com]

Tell me about it...leaving your weapons at home. I'm already looking forward to detention now 0.o

[http://users.livejournal.com/_gottahavefaith/]

*looks at his hands. blinks.* Well, I'm guessing you get some sort of exception. Like, for naturally-occuring stuff. Or something.

[scissors--.livejournal.com]

Well, that medusa girl seemed to be okay with the snakes on her head, so maybe...But i just want to moan and bitch about that rule like everyone else am just confused.

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

You're fine, Mr. Scissorhands. You can't remove your hands, after all, blades or not. We can certainly make that much of an exception.

[scissors--.livejournal.com]

aah thank you for your trust in me, you know i wouldn't slash anyone :)