fandomhigh | Sexual Education [08/24]

When the students were all in the Danger Shop ~~which they had totally handwavily been told was the location for the day, okay?~~, Becky smiled.

"Hi. Last workshop, finally. What we're doing here today is putting everything you've learned to good use."

She pressed a button on the remote, and the Danger Shop transformed into a poorly-lit, crowded bar. Onstage, a pretty blonde girl no older than eighteen was dancing and swinging a lasso.

And yes - it was all in black and white, as were the students themselves, save for a few splashes of color here and there.

"Your assignment, boys and girls, is to pick someone up. Find a seat at the bar or a table, and within minutes, someone'll come along. You're to make small talk with them, and then get the person in question to want to have sex with you. Make sure to specify what you're into, and that you use protection. People in Kadie's usually like to know these things. You have until the end of class today to accomplish this goal. People who make it into compromising positions get cookies."

She held up three fingers. "Juuuust a handful of rules before I turn you loose. One - if you get far enough to where the fake person wants to have sex with you, your portion of the Shop will dim immediately, and your person will vanish, like magic or something. No getting me in trouble. Two - order what you want from Shellie, but if you act drunk, you're getting detention. And three - things in Kadie's can get kinda rough. Be nice to the other patrons, and they'll be nice to you. And if they aren't, I'll take care of it. Oh, and if you have a significant other to worry about, don't sweat it, guys."

She glanced at Bridge, frowning. "They're virtual people, and you don't even have to touch most of 'em to let 'em know what you want. It's all about the talking, baby."

She smiled. "Make me proud, kids."

[Please see OOC thread for notes. Also, second link may not be completely work safe.]

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Anders sat down at the bar and tried not to look too much like he had no idea what the frak he was doing.

"Got a light?" asked a woman with green eyes.

"What? Sorry," Anders said with a slight, apologetic smile. "I don't smoke."

"Your loss," she said, arching a brow. "I haven't seen you here before."

"First time for everything," Anders replied, shrugging. He glanced up toward the stage then, remembering the assignment, turned to give her a smile. "Think I kind of like it here, though."

"Yeah? It's not that great," she said, though she gave him a small smile.

"Haven't been here long enough to decide otherwise," countered Anders as he leaned against the bar and propped his head up on his hand. "Not gonna give me a reason to, are you?"

That got an actual smile. "I'll do my best," she said. "Don't really have a reason to chase you out, do I?"

"I hope not." Anders gave her his best cute-puppy face. "Wasn't planning on giving you a reason to, anyway."

"Got a name?" she asked, actually showing interest.

"People might call me Anders, yeah. Do you?" He grinned a bit.

"~~I was never given one in canon 'cause I died in the first two minutes, oops.~~ Call me Mary," she told him. Did it matter if that was her actual name?

It didn't particularly matter to Anders. "Okay then, Mary. Since I can't get you a light, how 'bout a drink, maybe?"

"Martini," she said, nodding. "Sometimes they even remember to use a clean glass."

Anders hoped his sudden double-take wasn't too obvious as he flagged down a bartender. "Jack and Coke for me, and a martini for Mary here."

He slid the drink over the bar to her, surreptitiously eyeing his own glass for any signs of dubious cleanliness. "You ask, I deliver."

He wasn't really thinking about any other implications to that statement. He never really did.

She smiled and gave him a slow once-over. "That apply only to drinks?"

He wasn't able to hide his moment of surprise there. "Not just to drinks," Anders said slowly. "If people ask, I don't like to let 'em down."

"Good to know," she said. "I like that sort of thing in...friends."

Even Anders noticed the pause. "Yeah, me too," he said, his cheeks flushing slightly as he picked up his drink and took a sip. Well, the glass wasn't too scary as far as he could tell in the lighting. "So, um, what other sorts of things do you like in friends?"

"Attention to detail," she said, smirking. "Dedication. An interest in a long-lasting...friendship."

There was that pause again. Anders quirked an eyebrow. "I've been told I have pretty good stamina," he said, almost drawling the words. "Maybe it's an athlete thing."

"Ooooh, an athlete?" she asked, leaning against the bar and looking intrigued.

"You wanna see my contract?" Anders asked. Meant as a joke, yes, but probably one that came across pretty awkwardly ~~because his mun is falling out of the chair with sleepiness~~.

~~Oh good, 'cause omg sleepy.~~ She arched a brow. "Sure. My place isn't far."

Not that Anders was already anticipating cookies or anything as he slid off his seat. "Wouldn't mind seeing that."

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