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Sexual Education [08/10] - Thursday Afternoon

"Hi," Becky said genially. "So, in a follow-up to last week, we're learning about...foreplay. Which - shock - is kinda important. Plus it's fun."



She picked up what seemed to be a long, rolled-up piece of paper, and quickly unraveled it and held it up just slightly over her head, revealing it to be a life-size map of the male human body. She shoved her hand into her pocket, and came up with a large, black marker.

"So, there are these things called 'erogenous zones,' which is really just a long way of saying for those spots that tingle nicely when they're touched, either by yourself when you're alone and you think no one's watching, or if you get so lucky as to have a partner or several in your endeavor. These are the erogenous zones on the male body - because yes, boys and girls, this is a map of a boy, not just a girl without boobies and with an inexplicable dangly thing down there."

She sloppily drew an arrow pointing to the man's...well, dangly thing. "Okay. The high point of stimulation - the pinacle of pleasure for a man, according to some - is the head of the penis. This? Most sensitive part of his body, and concentrating on it will alternately make things very nice for him, but very quick for everyone in general. Oh, and uncut guys have a more sensitive head, and sometimes need to be handled more...gently." She wrinkled her nose as though the very idea of being gentle was a turn-off.

She drew another arrow pointing just below, to...more of the dangly things. "Scrotum. Sensitive, fragile, and capable of providing some of those amazing stars-behind-your-eyelids, can't-form-words-other-than-"Guh" orgasms, if handled correctly. Too much pressure? Hi there, pain. And ladies, don't believe anything guys tell you about how getting kicked in the balls hurts worse than anything women will ever experience. They're just being drama queens. 'Sides, getting kicked is nothing. Back home, castration is what happens when a girl or guy who can handle their weapon is threatened or loses at poker or is unhappy with the cookies you baked 'em"

She cheerfully drew two arrows pointing, in a vague sort of way, to the back. "The perineum and anus. The perineum is the little bit of skin between the scrotum and the anus, and there are about a zillion nerve endings there. Massaging it? Apparently feels great. Likewise with the anus, though that's one where guys, you really need to tell your partner, and vice versa, because so many girls I know have tried the finger-up-the-butt trick and gotten kicked out of bed 'cause the guy thought his masculinity was being challenged. So, rule of thumb, so to speak: When it comes to the ass, communication is key."

Oblivious to any blushing, snickering, or uncomfortable giggling, Becky went on, drawing two arrows pointing at the man's chest. "Nipples. Who doesn't love nipples, seriously? They're highly sensitive, and pretty much made to be sucked and nibbled on. Just remember to start out a little slower and work up to harder techniques, unless you're into roughness or whatever."

Becky set the map down on a table, and plucked up an identical roll of paper. She let it unravel, holding it up and revealing a Becky-sized diagram of a woman. "Bet you weren't expecting this to follow," she said sarcastically.

She cleared her throat, and without preamble, drew two arrows to the woman's breasts. "Breasts, tits, boobies, jugs, knockers - pick a name and stick with it. These are fun. Everything I just said about nipples applies here and possibly moreso. The entire breast is rich in nerve endings and all breasts have the same number of nerve endings. So, a gal with smaller boobs may experience increased sensations per touch. This results from a condensed amount of nerve endings."

She drew an arrow to between the woman's legs. "The clitoris," she started, smirking a little. "Lot of guys? Don't know this exists. Ladies, make sure any and all boyfriends, lovers, flings or customers know where it is, because this thing is just a bundle and a half of nerves. Women like different amounts of direct stimulation on it, because, of all things, bodies vary. Some women would shriek in pain if there was direct pressure applied to their clitoris; others would love it. So be careful."

She drew another arrow to what was essentially the same area. "G spot. We've all presumably heard about it. Anyone know what it is?" Becky didn't wait for an answer before continuing. "If a girl is lying on her back, then her Grafenberg Area, commonly known as the G Spot, is located roughly 1.5 inches inside her, on the upper wall. The best. Orgasms. Ever. Come from a woman having her G Spot stimulated. It's not often hit, but if you know what to look for, it's easy enough to find and stimulate, either manually or during intercourse."

And finally, she drew two arrows to the back. "And everything I said about the ass still applies to women. Hooray for everyone having at least two common zones."

Becky felt rather teacherly after giving that lecture, and frowned a little as she passed out the items of the day: feathers, candles (which she lit as she set them down), fingertip massagers and small sponges in wee trays of water.

"Okay. I just went over the basics," she said when all the materials had been passed out. "Or, really, I went over the stuff you can't play with in class. And the thing is, a lot of people tend to just go for the zones I mentioned. There are an easy half dozen points of interest on the human body - both models - that aren't, ahem, covered by your swimsuit area, so to speak. This class, I want you to find at least three of those zones, and to test out how they feel with the different effects of water, hot wax, tickling feathers and/or vibrations. Don't do anything that'll get me in trouble, guys. You know what falls under that heading and what doesn't, and anyone who pushes that gets detention. If you already know of some more innocent erogenous zones, more power to you and have fun. You can touch yourself, you can touch a friend, you can touch several. I don't care. You can't touch me, unless you ask very nicely."

[OOC: This is another one of those classes you shouldn't probably read at work. All info on erogenous zones, in case you get stuck, is taken from here and here. I stole the info, but Becky-fied it for last session, and then blatantly cribbed it this time around with a few minor wording changes. And on that note, there's some crude descriptions of anatomy behind the cut, though I tried to tone it down where I could. :) And seriously, guys, for the activity, limit playing to ears, necks, belly buttons, lips - characters' comfort levels, and keeping things relatively clean are paramount here, omg.]
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Re: Find erogenous zones! [08/10]

[personal profile] likethegun 2006-08-10 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
"It's okay," Sam lied. "I mean, I imagine this isn't the sort of thing that you want to talk about right away. I just wanted to make sure you're okay. Did Dean do something stupid? Because I can totally make him apologize if he did."

Re: Find erogenous zones! [08/10]

[identity profile] lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com 2006-08-10 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Dawn shook her head. "No, it wasn't Dean. I did it. He just agreed."
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Re: Find erogenous zones! [08/10]

[personal profile] likethegun 2006-08-10 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
"Wait. You broke up with Dean?" Sam had to straighten the candle to keep from burning himself.

Re: Find erogenous zones! [08/10]

[identity profile] lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com 2006-08-10 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
"Are you okay?" Dawn asked, then nodded. "Yes." She tried not to pout about the fact that Sam had automatically assumed she'd been the dumpee.

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Re: Find erogenous zones! [08/10]

[personal profile] likethegun 2006-08-10 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, I'm fine," he said quickly, setting the candle down altogether. "Wow. I just assumed Dean was acting weird or something. Can I ask what happened, or would that be too weird?"

Re: Find erogenous zones! [08/10]

[identity profile] lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com 2006-08-10 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Dawn figured Dean would tell Sam eventually. "I needed to think about some stuff, and I needed to not be dating him while I was doing it." She traced the table top with the feather, then glanced up at him. "Do you hate me?"
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Re: Find erogenous zones! [08/10]

[personal profile] likethegun 2006-08-10 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Sam gave her a confused look. "No, of course I don't. I don't know if I could hate you even if I wanted to."

Re: Find erogenous zones! [08/10]

[identity profile] lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com 2006-08-10 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
"Okaaaaaaaay," Dawn wasn't sure whether that was good or not.
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Re: Find erogenous zones! [08/10]

[personal profile] likethegun 2006-08-10 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"I mean, I don't want to," he added quickly. "If you need to think about something, then I can't really blame you for wanting space in which to do it. And if you think I should be mad at you on Dean's behalf, I'm not. I'm just surprised, that's all. I thought things were good between the two of you."

Re: Find erogenous zones! [08/10]

[identity profile] lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com 2006-08-10 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
"They were," Dawn nodded, and wow, she couldn't explain this fully to Sam, either, since hi, dating her non-sister. Thank god she'd been able to talk to Molly yesterday.
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Re: Find erogenous zones! [08/10]

[personal profile] likethegun 2006-08-10 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
"Good, but not good enough?" Sam was beginning to wonder if he'd be able to get the full story from Dean, because he didn't want Dawn to get angry with him too.

Re: Find erogenous zones! [08/10]

[identity profile] lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com 2006-08-10 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Dawn stared down at her hands. "No, as far as I was concerned, it was really good. I was very happy with Dean." Which was why she'd felt so guilty and confused when she thought about Sam. God, she hated Fandom at the moment.
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Re: Find erogenous zones! [08/10]

[personal profile] likethegun 2006-08-10 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
"Then why'd you break up with him?" Sam asked, getting confused again. He hated seeing Dawn look upset, and the way she was looking down at her hands was causing a little knot in his stomach.

Re: Find erogenous zones! [08/10]

[identity profile] lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com 2006-08-10 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Dawn glanced up at Sam, eyes slightly damp. "I just had to, Sam. I can't explain more than that right now. Especially not here."
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Re: Find erogenous zones! [08/10]

[personal profile] likethegun 2006-08-10 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
The knot tightened and Sam nodded quickly. "It's okay. I...I shouldn't have asked. Especially not here," he said, looking around and taking a step away from her. The last thing he wanted to do was make her more upset. "I'm sorry."

Re: Find erogenous zones! [08/10]

[identity profile] lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com 2006-08-10 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
"It's not your fault. I messed up," Dawn said, putting the fingertip massager on her finger and poking Sam with it.
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Re: Find erogenous zones! [08/10]

[personal profile] likethegun 2006-08-10 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
"You didn't mess up," Sam started, but he cut himself off at the poking. "Hey!" he said, reaching over to grab the feather and threaten her with it.

Re: Find erogenous zones! [08/10]

[identity profile] lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com 2006-08-10 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh yeah, Winchester?" Dawn took up a fencer's stance and pointed her finger at Sam threateningly. Too bad that was pretty much all she knew about fencing. "En garde."
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Re: Find erogenous zones! [08/10]

[personal profile] likethegun 2006-08-10 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
That might have been scarier if it weren't for the fact that Sam's arms were longer than Dawn's. He tried to back up enough to be a safe distance from her finger, and flicked the feather against the inside of her arm.

Re: Find erogenous zones! [08/10]

[identity profile] lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com 2006-08-10 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"Tickling, huh?" Dawn giggled and bent her arm, trying to trap the feather and use it to pull Sam of the long arms in closer to her while she stretched out the finger of doom and aimed it for the side of Sam's neck.
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Re: Find erogenous zones! [08/10]

[personal profile] likethegun 2006-08-10 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Sam made an embarrassing noise when the massager brushed against his neck, and pulled the feather away to get Dawn in the same place on her neck. "Hey, you started this. You poked me first."

Re: Find erogenous zones! [08/10]

[identity profile] lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com 2006-08-10 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh my god, you're five," Dawn laughed, then "eeped" when the feather ran down her neck. In retaliation, she aimed her finger for Sam's wrist. "Would you rather I splashed you instead? Because I could do that."
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Re: Find erogenous zones! [08/10]

[personal profile] likethegun 2006-08-10 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm at least six and a half, thank you." Sam grinned and went for her neck again, rather pleased with the sound he'd gotten her to make. "And I think I'll stick to getting attacked by massager."

Re: Find erogenous zones! [08/10]

[identity profile] lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com 2006-08-10 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Giggling, Dawn batted away at the feather, but not before it ended up getting her inside her ear. "Just remember you asked for it," she warned, grinning a little wickedly at Sam as she took a few steps towards him, right hand at her side.
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Re: Find erogenous zones! [08/10]

[personal profile] likethegun 2006-08-10 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
The wicked grin only slightly worried Sam, and not enough to make him move. "Asked for what?" he taunted, brushing the feather across her nose.