Sexual Education [08/10] - Thursday Afternoon

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

"Hi," Becky said genially. "So, in a follow-up to last week, we're learning about...foreplay. Which - shock - is kinda important. Plus it's fun."



She picked up what seemed to be a long, rolled-up piece of paper, and quickly unraveled it and held it up just slightly over her head, revealing it to be a life-size map of the male human body. She shoved her hand into her pocket, and came up with a large, black marker.

"So, there are these things called 'erogenous zones,' which is really just a long way of saying for those spots that tingle nicely when they're touched, either by yourself when you're alone and you think no one's watching, or if you get so lucky as to have a partner or several in your endeavor. These are the erogenous zones on the male body - because yes, boys and girls, this is a map of a boy, not just a girl without boobies and with an inexplicable dangly thing down there."

She sloppily drew an arrow pointing to the man's...well, dangly thing. "Okay. The high point of stimulation - the pinacle of pleasure for a man, according to some - is the head of the penis. This? Most sensitive part of his body, and concentrating on it will alternately make things very nice for him, but very quick for everyone in general. Oh, and uncut guys have a more sensitive head, and sometimes need to be handled more...gently." She wrinkled her nose as though the very idea of being gentle was a turn-off.

She drew another arrow pointing just below, to...more of the dangly things. "Scrotum. Sensitive, fragile, and capable of providing some of those amazing stars-behind-your-eyelids, can't-form-words-other-than-"Guh" orgasms, if handled correctly. Too much pressure? Hi there, pain. And ladies, don't believe anything guys tell you about how getting kicked in the balls hurts worse than anything women will ever experience. They're just being drama queens. 'Sides, getting kicked is nothing. Back home, castration is what happens when a girl or guy who can handle their weapon is threatened or loses at poker or is unhappy with the cookies you baked 'em"

She cheerfully drew two arrows pointing, in a vague sort of way, to the back. "The perineum and anus. The perineum is the little bit of skin between the scrotum and the anus, and there are about a zillion nerve endings there. Massaging it? Apparently feels great. Likewise with the anus, though that's one where guys, you really need to tell your partner, and vice versa, because so many girls I know have tried the finger-up-the-butt trick and gotten kicked out of bed 'cause the guy thought his masculinity was being challenged. So, rule of thumb, so to speak: When it comes to the ass, communication is key."

Oblivious to any blushing, snickering, or uncomfortable giggling, Becky went on, drawing two arrows pointing at the man's chest. "Nipples. Who doesn't love nipples, seriously? They're highly sensitive, and pretty much made to be sucked and nibbled on. Just remember to start out a little slower and work up to harder techniques, unless you're into roughness or whatever."

Becky set the map down on a table, and plucked up an identical roll of paper. She let it unravel, holding it up and revealing a Becky-sized diagram of a woman. "Bet you weren't expecting this to follow," she said sarcastically.

She cleared her throat, and without preamble, drew two arrows to the woman's breasts. "Breasts, tits, boobies, jugs, knockers - pick a name and stick with it. These are fun. Everything I just said about nipples applies here and possibly moreso. The entire breast is rich in nerve endings and all breasts have the same number of nerve endings. So, a gal with smaller boobs may experience increased sensations per touch. This results from a condensed amount of nerve endings."

She drew an arrow to between the woman's legs. "The clitoris," she started, smirking a little. "Lot of guys? Don't know this exists. Ladies, make sure any and all boyfriends, lovers, flings or customers know where it is, because this thing is just a bundle and a half of nerves. Women like different amounts of direct stimulation on it, because, of all things, bodies vary. Some women would shriek in pain if there was direct pressure applied to their clitoris; others would love it. So be careful."

She drew another arrow to what was essentially the same area. "G spot. We've all presumably heard about it. Anyone know what it is?" Becky didn't wait for an answer before continuing. "If a girl is lying on her back, then her Grafenberg Area, commonly known as the G Spot, is located roughly 1.5 inches inside her, on the upper wall. The best. Orgasms. Ever. Come from a woman having her G Spot stimulated. It's not often hit, but if you know what to look for, it's easy enough to find and stimulate, either manually or during intercourse."

And finally, she drew two arrows to the back. "And everything I said about the ass still applies to women. Hooray for everyone having at least two common zones."

Becky felt rather teacherly after giving that lecture, and frowned a little as she passed out the items of the day: feathers, candles (which she lit as she set them down), fingertip massagers and small sponges in wee trays of water.

"Okay. I just went over the basics," she said when all the materials had been passed out. "Or, really, I went over the stuff you can't play with in class. And the thing is, a lot of people tend to just go for the zones I mentioned. There are an easy half dozen points of interest on the human body - both models - that aren't, ahem, covered by your swimsuit area, so to speak. This class, I want you to find at least three of those zones, and to test out how they feel with the different effects of water, hot wax, tickling feathers and/or vibrations. Don't do anything that'll get me in trouble, guys. You know what falls under that heading and what doesn't, and anyone who pushes that gets detention. If you already know of some more innocent erogenous zones, more power to you and have fun. You can touch yourself, you can touch a friend, you can touch several. I don't care. You can't touch me, unless you ask very nicely."

[OOC: This is another one of those classes you shouldn't probably read at work. All info on erogenous zones, in case you get stuck, is taken from here and here. I stole the info, but Becky-fied it for last session, and then blatantly cribbed it this time around with a few minor wording changes. And on that note, there's some crude descriptions of anatomy behind the cut, though I tried to tone it down where I could. :) And seriously, guys, for the activity, limit playing to ears, necks, belly buttons, lips - characters' comfort levels, and keeping things relatively clean are paramount here, omg.]

Comments

Sign in [09/10]

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

Collapsey fashion, pleeeeeeease.

Re: Sign in [09/10]

[electric-sitar.livejournal.com]

Demyx signed in.

Re: Sign in [09/10]

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Dawn Summers

Fidget, talk, giggle, etc. during the lecture [08/10]

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

She'll ignore you.

Re: Fidget, talk, giggle, etc. during the lecture [08/10]

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Dawn blushed, but she took a lot of notes. Not that she thought she'd be using them anytime soon.

Re: Fidget, talk, giggle, etc. during the lecture [08/10]

[demonbelthazor]

Bel didn't write down any notes and pretended like he wasn't paying much attention to either half of the lecture. But you know he was.

Re: Fidget, talk, giggle, etc. during the lecture [08/10]

[likethegun]

Sam was taking notes and trying to draw discreet stick figures with arrows pointing to the different erogenous zones. Of course, seeing as how the stick figures were anatomically correct, they weren't very discreet at all.

Re: Fidget, talk, giggle, etc. during the lecture [08/10]

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

Pip took very careful notes. Because this information might be important later.

Re: Fidget, talk, giggle, etc. during the lecture [08/10]

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

It's entirely possible that Anders was taking exhaustive notes.

It might even be possible that he had in some way been influenced by Willow and had "haven't tried that yet," "should probably try that," and "definitely need to try that" columns in his notebook.

Re: Fidget, talk, giggle, etc. during the lecture [08/10]

[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

It's more than entirely possible that Lana's a little daydreamy, thinking about ways some of these techniques might get used over the weekend.

Re: Fidget, talk, giggle, etc. during the lecture [08/10]

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

Blair was busy writing a letter, hoping that total avoidance would keep him from blushing.

The tiny white earplugs hidden by his hair and leading to his iPod helped too.

Have you some time for me, then I'll sing a song for you
about 99 balloons on their way to the horizon.

Re: Fidget, talk, giggle, etc. during the lecture [08/10]

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

Bridge? Was in a good mood. A really, really good mood.

Possibly due to how he'd spent the break between morning and afternoon workshops.

Find erogenous zones! [08/10]

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

Please to not be getting me/Becky in trouble!

Re: Find erogenous zones! [08/10]

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Dawn took one of the lit candles, and was idly dripping patterns of hot wax onto the skin of her arm.

Re: Find erogenous zones! [08/10]

[electric-sitar.livejournal.com]

Demyx picked up a set of items, looking at them curiously. And then looking for someone to play with.

Re: Find erogenous zones! [08/10]

[demonbelthazor]

Bel went for the candles as well. Demons and hot wax? Two great things that taste great together.

Re: Find erogenous zones! [08/10]

[nadiathesaint]

Nadia fiddled about alternating hot wax and cold water with her fingertips. She might have then started making some sort of abstract wax sculpture.

Re: Find erogenous zones! [08/10]

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Anders twirled a feather lightly around between the fingers of one hand while experimenting with fingertip massagers with the other.

Re: Find erogenous zones! [08/10]

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

Blair grabbed the sponge in the wee tray of water and used it to apply the stamp to his envelope. Not that he was finished with his letter or anything...but he felt like he needed to participate in the class activity somehow.

He went back to the letter and tried to decide if putting 'do you like Bel? Check yes or no' was too juvenile.

Re: Find erogenous zones! [08/10]

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

Bridge is still in aforementioned good mood. And apparently really fascinated by the feather.

Re: Find erogenous zones! [08/10]

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

Pip in particular finds the finger massagers fascinating. What will the scientists think up next?

Re: Find erogenous zones! [08/10]

[maias-notebook.livejournal.com]

Maia got a feather, she trailed it lightly up and down on her arms and on her ears giggling a little.

Talk to Becky [08/10]

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

She's around.

Re: Talk to Becky [08/10]

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

Blair brought his laptop up when he went to talk to Becky. "Did you know that there's tons of people like you out there? I searched online for hooker nuns and there are hundreds of them. Are you part of a bigger network?"

OOC [08/10]

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

I'll be AFK from about 2AM until about 2PM, EDT. (Yay sleep and work!)

After that, I have an evening commitment and so won't be replying from about 7PM EDT onwards.

Have fun, boys and girls omg.