fandomhigh | Danger Room - Detention, Saturday Morning (07/08/06)

"Morning, dudes! Today's my last day, and it's detention, and that's..." Ted trailed off in thought. "Actually, that's pretty much like when I was in high school. Anyway, war is hell and so is detention. So today, each of you dudes will face off with a most heinous spawn of Hell and you'll have to escape and/or defeat the bad dude. Okay? Excellent!"

There were five doors in front of them. Each door was a different color and had the student's name on it. "You can take in whatever you've got on you, but weapons and magic won't do any good. They're just hologrammy things. Step up, dudes. Oh, and at the end? You all get Twinkies."

Pip Bernadette
Tim Desmond
Hermione Granger
Draco Malfoy
M. Parker

[OOC: Time zones sucketh muchly, so if you get in early I'm happy to play your opposition, but after I sign out in the OOC thread below you'll be on your own until evening...when I wake up. IC you're released at 5pm FHT. OOC you're released once you've done the tasks.

ETA: ~~Now I sleep. Back in a few hours.~~ Back!]

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"What's the point?" the robot moped. "It's never going to work. The odds are never in my favor."

He probably hasn't even left the room in hundreds of years. What a lazy bum.

Pip narrowed his eye. "How can the odds never be in your favor if you've never tried anything? That doesn't make sense."

"Mathematically speaking. Even math hates me."

Pip had lost his temper a while ago, but now he was getting really pissed off.

"How strong are you?" he asked.

"I'm three times as strong as any human. Not that anybody cares."

"So what would you do if I kicked you with my combat boots?" Pip asked.

"Cry probably." He paused. "Wait, no, I don't have tear ducts." He sighed.

"Let's find out," Pip said. He shifted into a combat stance and hit Marvin with a spinning back kick.

Marvin fell over with a dull metallic clang. "Oh," he said after a few moments. "I think I've fallen down. Nothing good ever happens to me."

Pip's scenario disappeared and Ted stepped inside. "Good job, dude! Remember - emo kids never listen to anything you say, so just kick them."

Pip shifted out of his stance, held his hands together and bowed to Ted. "Thank you for the lesson, sensei."

Danger Room - Detention, Saturday Morning (07/08/06)

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