fandomhigh | Danger Room - Detention, Saturday Morning (07/08/06)

"Morning, dudes! Today's my last day, and it's detention, and that's..." Ted trailed off in thought. "Actually, that's pretty much like when I was in high school. Anyway, war is hell and so is detention. So today, each of you dudes will face off with a most heinous spawn of Hell and you'll have to escape and/or defeat the bad dude. Okay? Excellent!"

There were five doors in front of them. Each door was a different color and had the student's name on it. "You can take in whatever you've got on you, but weapons and magic won't do any good. They're just hologrammy things. Step up, dudes. Oh, and at the end? You all get Twinkies."

Pip Bernadette
Tim Desmond
Hermione Granger
Draco Malfoy
M. Parker

[OOC: Time zones sucketh muchly, so if you get in early I'm happy to play your opposition, but after I sign out in the OOC thread below you'll be on your own until evening...when I wake up. IC you're released at 5pm FHT. OOC you're released once you've done the tasks.

ETA: ~~Now I sleep. Back in a few hours.~~ Back!]

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At this point in time, Draco probably felt the clutches of Granny's bony fingers as she tried to grab his leg. "GRANNY WANTS A KISS, SONNY!"

Now she was getting scary.

"Aaaaaaaah!" screamed Draco. He reached for the doorknob but couldn't get a good grip on it. He tried to shake Granny off his leg. "Let go of me you crazy old hag!"

She didn't let go, but started slobbering all over his leg in an effort to kiss him. There were smooching and squelching sounds involved. It was all very weird actually.

Draco panicked and immediately began flailing around his leg. He knew that he was never going to wear these pants again. And he was probably going to have to see Dr. Pevensie because of the trauma of having an old lady making smoochy sounds at him.

Since he had only one leg to work with he began hopping towards the door, not caring if he dragged Granny with him.

And dragged along Granny was. She was actually quite light, as very old holographic people are. "Can I at least have a hug?" she called up to him.

"No!" yelled Draco. He knew how these old people were. One second it's just a hug the next you had pink lipstick on your face.

Granny sighed while holding to Draco like a someone broken. She sighed. "And he was always such a good boy."

Draco smirked. "My real grandmother would never say that about me." he says.

He then turned the knob to the door, hoping that he wasn't locked in here with this crazy old woman.

Because Draco had been through enough torment, the door was unlocked. Granny had started kicking and screaming and trying to claw her way up Draco's leg though.

Draco had come too far to be dragged back in by that old broad. He hopped through the door and tried to close the door on the old woman.

"But...but..." Granny called, then seemed to give up. "It was nice seeing you, Draco! See you at Christmas!"

Draco's scenario disappeared and Ted gave an approving air guitar. "Excellent, dude! You never give in to old people or they'll end up making you rub their feet." He shuddered. "When in doubt, just walk out!"

Danger Room - Detention, Saturday Morning (07/08/06)

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