fandomhigh | Talent Show, Fandom High Auditorium, Friday Afternoon, 07.07.06

The all too familiar opening chords of Europe's The Final Countdown sounded and after a short delay for dramatic effect, GOB danced out onto the auditorium stage. He pulled blue and gold handkerchief chains out of both sleeves (which was difficult with a hand still in a cast) until the chains clearly met in the middle underneath his shirt. A large burst of smoke appeared on stage and when it cleared, the handkerchiefs had turned into two cages of doves. One of the doves fell over in the cage, choking on the smoke.

Over the next couple minutes he disappeared cards, linked and unlinked rings, and made his cast say "GO GREMLINS." It was slightly more impressive than should normally be expected from GOB.

When the music wound down, GOB stepped up to the microphone. "Welcome, ladies, gentlemen, and others. Today you will witness the finest example of amateur talent you have ever seen. Unless they suck. If they suck, you should make sure they know they suck. Not just today. Boo them this weekend, too. They'll deserve it for making me a liar."

"Anyway, let's hear it for today's acts!"

[OOC: ~~Wait for~~ OCD is up. Performers, please post in the thread named after you. Mod the Caritas Zombie Band at will. Audience, please stick to the Audience threads. And please don't react until the performer has performed. Everyone can post in the Talk to the Talent thread at the end.]

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"Good point." Willow thought about it. "They could be hampsters with screwdrivers."

"They don't have opposable thumbs," Bel said.

"That's where teamwork comes in."

"Well, if rabid hamsters are a problem in Peter's dimension," Bel said, "I'm sure he has safeguards in place against them. Traps, snares, stuff like that."

"True," Willow said. "Unless the hampsters are sneaky."

"Is there magic where Peter's from?"

"Yep," Willow said. "Very old magic too, from what he says."

"Well, there you go then," Bel said. "Protection spells against rabid hamsters."

"What about hampster warlocks?"

"Their magic is wee, much like the hamsters."

"They could have friends," Willow said. "Hampsters can be very personable."

"Has anyone ever told you you're a pessimist?" Bel asked.

Willow shook her head. "Nope. Never. Why? Do you think they're saying that about me behind my back?"

Bel couldn't help but laugh a little. "Paranoid, too. But paranoia is underrated as a good trait to have."

"I say if you think of all possible outcomes and plan for them that's the way to stay alive," Willow said. "I'm still here, so clearly it's working."

"A good dose of paranoia is healthy," Bel said. "Kept me alive for years."

"See?" Willow said. "We're on the right track. Now all I need to do is convince Peter to beware of hampsters with a penchant for magic and carpentry."

"And a thirst for blood," Bel said solemnly.

"I wonder if suits of armor have strong neck pieces?" Willow mused.

"There are generally neck guards, yeah," Bel said. "Gotta protect the vulnerable spots. Why, you think the hamsters are vampires?"

"No, probably not vampires," Willow said. "They couldn't get in without an invitation then. So Peter's safe from vampire hampsters at least. Unless he forgets to wear his suit of armor when he's outdoors."

"He's a smart kid, I'm sure he will," Bel said. "After all, he's pretty young to be a knight, so he must've learned fast."

"He saved his family," Willow said, a little proudly. "That's how he became a knight."

"See!" Bel said. "He knows how to take care of himself, there's proof right there. No hamster, vampiric or otherwise, can defeat him."

"Bet you'd need a toothpick to stake a vampire that small," Willow said.

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