Anakin Skywalker (
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fandomhigh2025-08-13 09:40 am
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Summer Shenanigans, Wednesday mid-morning
Worrisomely, the park was empty today aside from a sign that directed everyone to the beach. When they arrived, they would find a huge wooden scaffolding at least 30 feet high (somewhere, an Olypmic platform diving squad was wondering where their stuff had gone) next to the water. In the water was a blue and gold inflatable as long as the scaffolding was high. Further out were ropes marking distance from the inflatable blob.
Everyone have a horrifying mental image of what was going to happen here? Good!
"I have returned after foraging for parts last week," Anakin lied through the megaphone. He'd been a cat. "And we are trying out an all new event! You will climb to the top of the scaffolding and jump down onto the inflatable! This will launch the person at the other end of it into the air! Whoever launches someone the furthest wins! The launchee will also receive points for style before hitting the water."
The points get you nothing. You win nothing. "After you have launched your island mate, you crawl to the launch zone and you get launched by the person behind you. This will be fun."
Possibly only for spectators.
"Come get your rash guards and life jackets, if necessary. Listen for your names!"
Belle
Hannibal
Stark
Henry
Steve M
Thor
Jon
Jaina
Lydia
Flint
Eleanor
Luma
Steve R
Raiden
Harley
Rey
Everyone have a horrifying mental image of what was going to happen here? Good!
"I have returned after foraging for parts last week," Anakin lied through the megaphone. He'd been a cat. "And we are trying out an all new event! You will climb to the top of the scaffolding and jump down onto the inflatable! This will launch the person at the other end of it into the air! Whoever launches someone the furthest wins! The launchee will also receive points for style before hitting the water."
The points get you nothing. You win nothing. "After you have launched your island mate, you crawl to the launch zone and you get launched by the person behind you. This will be fun."
Possibly only for spectators.
"Come get your rash guards and life jackets, if necessary. Listen for your names!"
Belle
Hannibal
Stark
Henry
Steve M
Thor
Jon
Jaina
Lydia
Flint
Eleanor
Luma
Steve R
Raiden
Harley
Rey

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Consider it sensitive information to make up for using Anakin's sensitive info, or something.
"'Complex post-traumatic stress disorder', is what they call it," he said. "And I got pushed into going by someone from Sia's time, so your era can't have been that different."
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"Well, there was a galactic-wide war and Sith takeover, so everyone had trauma," Anakin said. He'd been the one inflicting it, even. "At the time I wasn't interested in mitigating the pain."
He turned his attention from the flying bodies (one of the Steves, perhaps?) and to Atton. "I am sorry you went through that, though."
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"And I refused to do it for years until my legs gave out under me, because I didn't think I deserved help, and I distrusted anyone who'd go near my head anyway," Jack said. "I'm not telling you you should go, or anything. You seem to have everything more or less figured out."
He was the one looking at the water now.
"I think I'm starting to, though," he said. "Get it figured out, I mean. I just had to walk away from our galaxy to do it."
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He glanced up at Anakin again.
"I lost my shit in class because I wish I had your clarity on where I stand with the Jedi stuff," he admitted. "I'm not running around bashing bad guys with lightsabers anymore, but I spend more time with the Force than I ever did before."
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Well, not all of his living. Not in this economy. But you got the point.
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Then he eyed his arm, sighed, and reached for the edge of his glove. "I did put one piece of clarity on my skin. Hoping I won't regret it," he said, pushing the glove up all the way to his wrist.
The tattoo read 'I will stand in the darkness and laugh with my heel on its throat'.
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Or liked to exaggerate that he was, anyway.
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