Summer Shenanigans, Wednesday mid-morning

[sith_happened]

Worrisomely, the park was empty today aside from a sign that directed everyone to the beach. When they arrived, they would find a huge wooden scaffolding at least 30 feet high (somewhere, an Olypmic platform diving squad was wondering where their stuff had gone) next to the water. In the water was a blue and gold inflatable as long as the scaffolding was high. Further out were ropes marking distance from the inflatable blob.

Everyone have a horrifying mental image of what was going to happen here? Good!

"I have returned after foraging for parts last week," Anakin lied through the megaphone. He'd been a cat. "And we are trying out an all new event! You will climb to the top of the scaffolding and jump down onto the inflatable! This will launch the person at the other end of it into the air! Whoever launches someone the furthest wins! The launchee will also receive points for style before hitting the water."

The points get you nothing. You win nothing. "After you have launched your island mate, you crawl to the launch zone and you get launched by the person behind you. This will be fun."

Possibly only for spectators.

"Come get your rash guards and life jackets, if necessary. Listen for your names!"

Belle
Hannibal
Stark
Henry
Steve M
Thor
Jon
Jaina
Lydia
Flint
Eleanor
Luma
Steve R
Raiden
Harley
Rey

Comments

Re: Jon Launches Thor

[ifwebeworthy]

Oh.

Oh, that was just...

"Verily, you have done it," Thor declared, still standing on the inflatable, and then went sailing off, Mjolnir-first, in a magnificent arc that ended in a splash. Self-yeeting? No, totally a delayed reaction of physics. He swore. (Look, it wasn't Jon's fault Thor weighed like 600 pounds.)

Re: Jon Launches Thor

[intheeyeofthebeholding]

And it wasn't Thor's fault Jon weighed about eight stone sopping wet (which he wasn't! yet).

He watched Thor self-yeet with a bit of a bemused smile. He appreciated the attempted ego-boost, Thor, thank you.