Fandom Library, Wednesday, March 19th

[afraid_of_marshmallows]

The herpetology books were going wild today. They were everywhere, except where they were supposed to be. You know, properly shelved in their respective locations. Arden could kind of get where the snake books were coming from, this was clearly some kind of St. Patrick's protest or something, but she was definitely side-eying the other reptile and amphibian books participating in this, too

"This is starting to feel more like a reenactment of the Plagues than anything else," she informed the five books about frogs that she swept up and moved from her seat behind the circulation desk. I think message is getting lost."

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Re: Talk to the Aide

[slothbabyproductions]

Kamala gave her a knowing look. "A plain cheeseburger is fine. No reason to get birds involved," she replied. "Or tofu bacon which really shouldn't exist."

Re: Talk to the Aide

[afraid_of_marshmallows]

"Counterpoint: It would make Cal so happy to cook bacon that he can eat most of. And also, you know, pair it with being a good friend."

Re: Talk to the Aide

[slothbabyproductions]

"Cal can have bacon time on his own. I'd rather you didn't have to leave the kitchen because of my need for something crunchy and salty," Kamala said pulling herself up so her chin was leaning on her hand. "Plus I probably should, you know, follow the tenets of my religion and not get a call from Ammi because Aunty Ruby found out about my transgression."

Re: Talk to the Aide

[afraid_of_marshmallows]

"I mean, turkey bacon is halal, isn't it?" Arden asked. "Or rather, it's not inherently haram, right? So long as you're eating turkey bacon, Aunt Ruby and her weird psychic mutant power can't complain."

This was totally happening, Bestie. Deal.

Re: Talk to the Aide

[slothbabyproductions]

"It's Halal as long as it is taken care of... Halal-ly."

It's totally a word. Shush.

"But I also don't want to trigger you," Kamala said seriously.

Seriously. No chicken. No birds. No Marshmallows. Kamala had a list.