Sexual Education [05/25] - Thursday Afternoon

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"Hey," Becky said once everyone had arrived at the main campfire, where she had dragged out tables. "This is Sex Ed. I'm Becky. No, don't call me Ms. Vartan. Call me Becky, or enjoy detention."

"Anyway. Like I said, this is Sex Ed. Guess what we learn about here?" She grinned. "I have some basic rules....well, okay, really, I only have one. Don't get on my nerves. What that means is...something you're just going to have to find out on your own."

Her smile widened. "So. First order of business is that I'd like you guys to fill out the little info on those sheets," she said, gesturing to a stack of papers. "'Course, you can choose to leave fields blank. I don't care. Just trying to get a feel for who I'm working with. Once you're done with that, we're going to do a practical lesson. You're going to be in groups of two today, and one group of three."

She read off the list. "Pippi and Miles, Peter and Paige, James and Phillip, Walter and Jack, D'anna and Dean, and Cedric, Tyler and Alec. Get behind a table with your partners. If I said your name wrong or you prefer something else, I really don't care but you can tell me anyway, I guess."

Becky strode over to a table, upon which were five elongated balloons (the sort used to make balloon animals) filled with...something. The something was made quite obvious as Becky picked up a can of whipped cream and sprayed it into the balloon. She stopped and tied off the balloon so that it was about seven inches long, and filled with enough whipped cream that it was taut, just like the other five balloons.

"Our activity for today," she said as she walked around and set a balloon and a foil-wrapped Trojan Magnum (lubricated and ribbed, for her pleasure!) on each table, "is to get the condom on the balloon. Which seems easy, right? Except that there's been a tiny hole pricked in each balloon, in the...head, as it were." Becky snickered. "If you're not gentle, you'll get whipped cream everywhere. Once the condom is on, you can test to make sure you did it right by squeezing the balloon, which is really just like a male climax, though whipped cream frankly tastes a hell of a lot better."

She raised a brow as she distributed the last balloon and condom. "Was that TMI? Whoops. Get used to it. Because I really could care less."

[ooc: First of all, wait for my OCD threads. OCD is up! Play away! Secondly, needless to say, this workshop might not be the safest for work. :)

Note on the balloons: they're...to scale. Average size you would expect. And they're filled with enough whipped cream that they're soft but taut enough that they won't, um, lose shape, so to speak. Feel free to mod them as necessary, but keep that pinprick in mind!]

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Pippi Longstocking

Sex Ed Questionnaire

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[Copy and paste your answers to this (http://lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com/3044.html) into this thread, please. And seriously, Becky really, really does not care if you fill it out completely. So if your character's uncomfortable, leave it blank.]

Re: Sex Ed Questionnaire

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

1. Name: Dean Winchester
2. Age: 15
3. Height: 5'10"
4. If you are male, trace your hand on the space provided: [handwave, hee] *handwavestrace*
5. First Sexual Experience (even if it's just a kiss):Got kissed by a girl I met at the motel pool when I was 11. She was 13. And a redhead.
6. Sexual Preference: girls.
7. Are you sexually active: not as much as some people with my face
8. Do you use birth control:
1. If yes, what kind: Yes. Condoms.
2. If no, why the hell not:

9. Do you find this survey invasive: not really.

Re: Sex Ed Questionnaire

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

1. Name:
Pippi Longstocking

2. Age:
15

3. Height:
5'6" right now.

4. If you are male, trace your hand on the space provided: [handwave, hee]
I'm a girl, what should I trace?

5. First Sexual Experience (even if it's just a kiss):
It wasn't just a kiss. It was recent. The other half of the experience is dead now as far as I know.

6. Sexual Preference:
Male.

7. Are you sexually active:
I haven't had any since the aforementioned encounter.

8. Do you use birth control: It is my preference
1. If yes, what kind:
2. If no, why the hell not:

9. Do you find this survey invasive:
Not considering the class it is for.

Re: Sex Ed Questionnaire

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Name: Walter Dornez
Age: 14
Height: 5'8"-ish
If you are male, trace your hand on the space provided: *traces*
First Sexual Experience (even if it's just a kiss): He was a vampire. Is that enough?
Sexual Preference: I'm flexible?
Are you sexually active: Not at the moment.
Do you use birth control:
If yes, what kind:
If no, why the hell not:
Do you find this survey invasive: I'm English

Re: Sex Ed Questionnaire

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

1. Name: Alec
2. Age: 16
3. Height: 175cm
4. If you are male, trace your hand on the space provided: *does*
5. First Sexual Experience (even if it's just a kiss): Clandestine intercourse with a girl, both of us 14.
6. Sexual Preference: Heterosexual
7. Are you sexually active: Whenever possible.
8. Do you use birth control: Yes.
a. If yes, what kind: Condoms

9. Do you find this survey invasive: If it makes you happy.

Re: Sex Ed Questionnaire

[anextimeagent.livejournal.com]

Name: Jack Harkness
Age: 18
Height: 5'11"
If you are male, trace your hand on the space provided: *tracey traced*
First Sexual Experience (even if it's just a kiss): There's not much room on this paper, I'll have to summarise. I was 15, they were 15, 16, and 17. Much fun was had by all. We keep in touch.
Sexual Preference: Bipedal and sentient.
Are you sexually active: Yes.
Do you use birth control: Of course.
If yes, what kind: Depends on the time period. Here, condoms seem to be the most advanced birth control technology available, sadly.
If no, why the hell not:
Do you find this survey invasive: Why would I find this invasive? I just wish there was more room to answer the first sexual experience question.

Re: Sex Ed Questionnaire

[tyler-gone.livejournal.com]

1. Name: Tyler Durden
2. Age: 15
3. Height: 5'11"
4. If you are male, trace your hand on the space provided: *traces*
5. First Sexual Experience (even if it's just a kiss): I can't talk about it.
6. Sexual Preference: Girls.
7. Are you sexually active: Not lately.
8. Do you use birth control:
1. If yes, what kind: Condoms
2. If no, why the hell not:

9. Do you find this survey invasive: I'll live.

Re: Sex Ed Questionnaire

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1. Name: Cedric Diggory
2. Age: 16
3. Height: 5'11
4. If you are male, trace your hand on the space provided: *traces*
5. First Sexual Experience (even if it's just a kiss): Kissed by a girl as a first year in my former school.
6. Sexual Preference: Depends, really
7. Are you sexually active: Yes
8. Do you use birth control: Yes
1. If yes, what kind: Whatever might be available
2. If no, why the hell not:
9. Do you find this survey invasive: I can work with it.

Re: Sex Ed Questionnaire

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

Name: Paige Matthews

Age: 16

Height:5'5"

If you are male, trace your hand on the space provided: [handwave, hee]

First Sexual Experience (even if it's just a kiss): Bobby Mayner- first kiss at a high school kiss, aged 12.

Sexual Preference: Straight mostly

Are you sexually active: Not currently.

Do you use birth control: Yes

If yes, what kind: Contraceptive pill

If no, why the hell not:


Do you find this survey invasive: Not especially

Re: Sex Ed Questionnaire

[conathon.livejournal.com]

1. Name: James Ford
2. Age: 18
3. Height: 6' 1"
4. If you are male, trace your hand on the space provided: *handwavetraces too*
5. First Sexual Experience (even if it's just a kiss): A long time ago, actually. I think I was 14 or 15. Can't really remember because she obviously wasn't that good.
6. Sexual Preference: Females.
7. Are you sexually active: Yes
8. Do you use birth control: Yes
1. If yes, what kind: Condoms.
2. If no, why the hell not:

9. Do you find this survey invasive: Nope.

Re: Sex Ed Questionnaire

[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

Name: Peter Griffin

Age: 16

Height: 5' 10"

If you are male, trace your hand on the space provided: [handwave, hee]

First Sexual Experience (even if it's just a kiss): Rose Quagmire, summer camp two years ago. First everything heh heh.

Sexual Preference: Girls

Are you sexually active: ...what? Like right now? No, I'm sitting in class! Jeez!

Do you use birth control: Like condoms?

If yes, what kind: Like condoms?

If no, why the hell not:


Do you find this survey invasive: Nah, I find it hot.

Re: Sex Ed Questionnaire

[dbiers.livejournal.com]

1. Name: D'anna Biers

2. Age: 17

3. Height: 5'10"

4. ...wtf?

5. First Sexual Experience (even if it's just a kiss): Received my frist kiss at a party up in the Knossosian hills after one of my mum's premiers. Some older kid I never saw again.

6. Sexual Preference: Male.

7. Are you sexually active: Not on this planet.

8. Do you use birth control: Yes.

1. If yes, what kind: I take a contraceptive medication. No idea what it's called here, but it works. Read as, we (the fandom) think there's brithcontol in the BSG'verse since they have abortion, but we have no idea.

9. Do you find this survey invasive: Not yet...

Re: Sex Ed Questionnaire

[mmmanchovies.livejournal.com]

1. Name: Philip J. Fry
2. Age: 14
3. Height: Tall enough
4. If you are male, trace your hand on the space provided:
5. First Sexual Experience (even if it's just a kiss): Made out with my girlfriend Michelle at a party that I actually got into!
6. Sexual Preference: One is fine. More is okay too.
7. Are you sexually active: Yes Maybe With myself Not today
8. Do you use birth control: Yes
9. If yes, what kind: Abs...absti...not having sex.
10. If no, why the hell not:
11. Do you find this survey invasive: Nope!

Group 1: Alec, Cedric Diggory & Tyler Durden

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Fun with condoms and balloons!

Re: Group 1: Alec, Cedric Diggory & Tyler Durden

[tyler-gone.livejournal.com]

Tyler sniggered as he poked at the balloon with one finger.

He decided Becky was kind of hot, even if she was crazy. And a hooker.

Group 2: D'anna Biers & Dean Winchester

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Fun with condoms and balloons!

Re: Group 2: D'anna Biers & Dean Winchester

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"So, do balloons filled with whipped cream rate higher or lower than stealing doughnuts?" Dean asked, glancing up at his partner as they both stared at their...assignment.

Group 3: Walter Dornez & Jack Harkness

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Fun with condoms and balloons!

Re: Group 3: Walter Dornez & Jack Harkness

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Walter was silently cursing Arthur as he took his place. He picked up the balloon and gave it an experimental squeeze to see just how much pressure it took for the cream to spill so to speak.

Group 4: James Ford & Philip J. Fry

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Fun with condoms and balloons!

Re: Group 4: James Ford & Philip J. Fry

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Sawyer is haveing an exceptionally good time with this stuff. He's got the condom halfway on by now and is snickering to himself.

Group 5: Peter Griffin & Paige Matthews

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Fun with condoms and balloons!

Re: Group 5: Peter Griffin & Paige Matthews

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Paige eyed both the ballon and Peter with a certain degree of worry.

Group 6: Pippi Longstocking & Miles Vorkosigan

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Fun with condoms and balloons!

Re: Group 6: Pippi Longstocking & Miles Vorkosigan

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Pippi picks up the foil wrapped dojigger and looks around for her partner.

Other talking

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If you feel the need to talk to non-group members.

Talk to Becky

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If for whatever reason you want to talk to the teacher....

Re: Talk to Becky

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After the comment about the taste of whip cream.

"Pineapple juice will fix that."

OOC

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*dies of OCD omg*

Re: OOC

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BEST CLASS EVAR OMG